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I wish they'd have used a high-end PC pic and not a damn Xbox pic, the Rock deserves betterSupremePain said:http://www.gamespot.com/news/2005/03/04/screens_6119703.html?page=1
That pic makes me lmao.
That's all i have to say...
Okay, no it's not. Why would they completely change their minds when the movie was almost done?
kupoartist said:Sadly, even if it is about Mars/Hell, it's still going to suck.
Even if it wasn't a Video Game license, even if it wasn't staffed and casted by a distinct group of "meh/bleh" individuals and even if they hadn't totally changed basic aspects of the license (if they have - who knows anymore?) A Hollywood made, genre staple action movie is never going to be special, and there is a 95% chance that it's going to suck a big one. If this movie becomes anything but a critical flop - and bare in mind, that critics couldn't give two shits as to the license and will judge it as "just another action film" - I will set a knife and fork to my right butt-cheek and have a tasty ham sandwich.Lt. Drebin said:Why don't you wait until you see it before you dub it as shit?
Does it make any kind of logical sense to say "we're never going to meet expectations, so lets do the total opposite and fall so short of expectations that it really wasn't worth us buying the license up anyway"?Lt. Drebin said:It's comments like this that probobly aided in their decision to use a different premise in the movie. They understand that it's impossible to meet expectations so they just say what's the difference....just make whatever the hell you want and call it Doom.
kupoartist said:Even if it wasn't a Video Game license, even if it wasn't staffed and casted by a distinct group of "meh/bleh" individuals and even if they hadn't totally changed basic aspects of the license (if they have - who knows anymore?) A Hollywood made, genre staple action movie is never going to be special, and there is a 95% chance that it's going to suck a big one. If this movie becomes anything but a critical flop - and bare in mind, that critics couldn't give two shits as to the license and will judge it as "just another action film" - I will set a knife and fork to my right butt-cheek and have a tasty ham sandwich.
kupoartist said:Does it make any kind of logical sense to say "we're never going to meet expectations, so lets do the total opposite and fall so short of expectations that it really wasn't worth us buying the license up anyway"?
Lt. Drebin said:No it makes little sense, but since that reason was used by the director himself, I'll leave that up in the air.
It's a shame you don't have the gift of basic human foresight. Someone says "lets go and see a film about a bucket full of horse piss", and I know what to expect before I walk into the cinema. Someone says "Lets go see a Hollywood action film made by a guy who gives up on a license just because he can, starring the rock and converted from a video game" and I know that i'm going to see a touching biopic about a horse pissing in a bucket.Lt. Drebin said:But let's keep this ludicrous discussion about how good a movie is that not one human being except for the editing staff, director and a few select others have seen and I'll keep replying: "you still haven't seen the movie".
kupoartist said:It's a shame you don't have the gift of basic human foresight. Someone says "lets go and see a film about a bucket full of horse piss", and I know what to expect before I walk into the cinema. Someone says "Lets go see a Hollywood action film made by a guy who gives up on a license just because he can, starring the rock and converted from a video game" and I know that i'm going to see a touching biopic about a horse pissing in a bucket.
Actually, I'm probably going to go and see it anyway.Lt. Drebin said:You apparently know the movie is complete shit, so you get to save $10 on a ticket and the embarrasment of possibly proving yourself wrong.
kupoartist said:Sadly, even if it is about Mars/Hell, it's still going to suck.
All I have to say is:kmack said:Frankly, as long as it's rated R, and sticks to the DOOM plot, we are guarenteed a bloody, profane, eye-candy filled, demon slaughterfest, and frankly I'll wanna check it out!
kmack said:ahhh what optimism!
Frankly, as long as it's rated R, and sticks to the DOOM plot, we are guarenteed a bloody, profane, eye-candy filled, demon slaughterfest, and frankly I'll wanna check it out!
kupoartist said:Actually, I'm probably going to go and see it anyway.
Yeah I know, that makes no sense
Smack500 said:If this movie has the story of doom III, I would almost be willing to bet my life saving it will suck. 90% of the complaints about this game were its sad almost non existing story.
Smack500 said:It was a decent shooter, with great graphics, good gameplay, and lame story. Nothing else nothing more.
Lt. Drebin said:Why do you think it's lame?? Honestly, I've never heard anyone say that before.
From most people, you hear about gameplay elements that fell short in their opinion....I'm sure there are people that don't like the story, but I've heard nothing of it.
smwScott said:People don't complain about it because they never expected it to be good. It's not Doom's selling point. People usually don't watch Van Damme and Swarchenegger (sp?) movies because of their deep and involving plots. The Doom story did everything it was supposed to: give you a reason to shoot at stuff.
I didn't think anyone would actually defend the games story. Scientists open up portal to hell, demons run through portal, badass space marine shoots at demons.
BRODIEMAN2k4 said:That article is bullshit, it's still crappy. They wrapped up production, so it would be impossible to change the plot.
looks like a swat team to me
BRODIEMAN2k4 said:That article is bullshit, it's still crappy. They wrapped up production, so it would be impossible to change the plot.
looks like a swat team to me