Doom Trailer Review

[Burn]

By now we all must of seen Ign.com's doom trailer. Ive broke down the reasons for and the reasons not to go see this film. Enjoy.

Reasons not to go.

Screamers, we hate them.

"Dumb blonde" Screamers, we hate them too. We all know she will be one of the top people there and can see what your Dna code is just by licking your cheek, but she wont be smart enough to use a gun, or to run fast away from big monsters.

Marines feel the need to pose?

Behind every corner...

..And every door, there will be somthing, thus we allready know how the films going to turn out. I mean now we know there will be somthing behind the doors and corners.. why even bother going? We allready know whats going to happan!

Reasons too go.

Extreme muzzle flashes, we are talking the daddy of all muzzle flashes, the mere sight of it will blind the monsters.

The end boss will be a slightly giant crab, you can make out his claw in this screenshot. Too cool for school? We beileve so.

Many-eyed monsters that will frighten us with its many, many eyes.

 

[Ennui]

Ritz you have way too much time on your hands. Get a job. Or, better yet, go the hell to sleep because it's 7:42 in the morning in the UK.

 

[Burn]

Ritz you have way too much time on your hands. Get a job. Or, better yet, go the hell to sleep because it's 7:42 in the morning in the UK.

Bite me Im waiting for WoW to come back up ;_;

 

[Datrix]

Well that gun is obviously a flame thrower.
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[Razor]

Bite me Im waiting for WoW to come back up ;_;

The bottom picture looks like an Imp and i am definately looking forward to it and for goodness sake Ritz, give the movie a chance at least. Yes, a screaming little girl getting attacked by aliens is stupid and annoying, but when you're attacked by a giant demon looking thing that wants to rip you to pieces and drag you down to hell...anyone would scream.

Plus it has Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in it, you like Dwayne don't you .

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'm going to see it if only for the giant crab.

 

[Mechagodzilla]

"Around every corner, behind every door."
Yep, that sounds like Doom 3 to me.

"Say, do you suppose there will be a monster to SHOCK and SURPRISE us in this next room?"
"Well, there were SURPRISING monsters in the last ten rooms so there's obviously one here."

*cutscene shows the monster*

"Oh, yep, there it is."

 

[Ennui]

"Around every corner, behind every door."
Yep, that sounds like Doom 3 to me.

"Say, do you suppose there will be a monster to SHOCK and SURPRISE us in this next room?"
"Well, there were SURPRISING monsters in the last ten rooms so there's obviously one here."

*cutscene shows the monster*

"Oh, **** **** **** **** **** **** WERE GONNA DIE **** **** AHHHHH **** there it is"

Fix0red.

 

[Icarusintel]

the bottom picture is most definitely the imp, can;t wait to see the monsters here.. i mean the zombie in the one scene looked EXACTLY like the one in the game, and the Hell Knight was looking wicked... and you can;t forget the FPS scene

 

[Razor]

the bottom picture is most definitely the imp, can;t wait to see the monsters here.. i mean the zombie in the one scene looked EXACTLY like the one in the game, and the Hell Knight was looking wicked... and you can;t forget the FPS scene

Plus the little glimpse of the Pinky demon was awesome as well .

 

[Asknoone]

"Around every corner, behind every door."
Yep, that sounds like Doom 3 to me.

"Say, do you suppose there will be a monster to SHOCK and SURPRISE us in this next room?"
"Well, there were SURPRISING monsters in the last ten rooms so there's obviously one here."
"Come to think of it, why are there so many over sized lockers in this place? Seems kinda stoopid don't it?"
"The evil scientist who planned it all did it."
"Ohhhhhh."

*cutscene shows the monster*

"Oh, yep, there it is."

Fixed.

 

[KagePrototype]

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