Dr. Phil.

[craig]

Why on earth do Sky One (eng.) have to show this shit in the mornings?!

This Dr. Phil fella thinks he knows everything, and by dragging some dis-fuctional people onto the show and telling them how much he knows he thinks it just somehow cures them!

The funny part is at the end as he's walking through the audience and his producer/wife/whatever comes to meet him and speaks clearly loud enough for any nearby mic. to pick it up and tells him what a wonderful job he's done.

 

[ductonius]

He used to be on Opera.

Opera = cult of sobby women.

Now, the only man in the cult has his own show. He has a guaranteed audience.

 

[crabcakes66]

And both him and oprah make mind boggling amounts of money.


Dont underestimate the women folk.

 

[OCybrManO]

Opera? Do you mean Oprah?

 

[CrazyHarij]

I think he's cool.

 

[The Monkey]

I think he's cool.

Well, he is not hot

Once there were a woman that didn't like the Iraqi-war. All Phil was laughing and smiled to the audience.

 

[redundant]

I think he's cool.

Congratulations! You are now officially middle-aged.

 

[AcousticToad]

You ever listened to the prank calls someone did using his voice on Ebaumsworld? Man, he is telling a woman live over the radio (well not him, his soundboard) that he wants her to start living as a gay woman and have a gay relationship. Its pretty funny listening to the womans responses though. There's a second one where the soundboard is usedon some fre $8000 credit line or something, that goes on for like 5min or so.

Personally, I think he is an idiot who should have his arms and legs severed imediatley.

 

[PvtRyan]

Congratulations! You are now officially middle-aged. And female

10charlimitsucks

 

[redundant]

heh, thanks for correcting me there ryan. too true.

 

[Kyorisu]

Just like all other T.V. networks worldwide, There are those few shows that will constantly tick you off. Opera isn't a very nice person either, She wines about the poor being sick and not being able to live very long. Then 2 weeks later decides to throw a very exspensive wedding for two random people.

Dr. Phil: You are Fat... Lose some damn weight.
Fat Women: you saved my life.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Anyone see his Weight Challenge thing? He got 12 fat people and promised to make them slim, put them in a house... and then started eliminating them like it was Big Brother (pun intended). What happened to building morale, Phil? :|

 

[CptStern]

He used to be on Opera.

Opera = cult of sobby women.

Now, the only man in the cult has his own show. He has a guaranteed audience.

Oprah, Opera is a type of musical theater

 

[Bad^Hat]

Oprah, Opera is a type of musical theater

Kinda ironic though, you got the fat lady, she just don't sing :|

 

[ductonius]

Opera? Do you mean Oprah?

5 am shift + having to drive my sister home at 12am the next day + being bored waiting + posting = F**king up the spelling of Oprah.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Heh,

Dr. Phil - "You're a really mentally challenged guy who needs to sort out his life...A ha ha ha"

*Audience laughs at the flashing sign*

Ok so he didn't say that, but when i watched it that was along the lines of what he's like...

 

[Epyon]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/drphil2.html -

Best one - I'm a drunk pimp

 

[Murray]

Nice to hear Phil admits he is a drunk pimp. =)

 

[dfc05]

Just like all other T.V. networks worldwide, There are those few shows that will constantly tick you off. Opera isn't a very nice person either, She wines about the poor being sick and not being able to live very long. Then 2 weeks later decides to throw a very exspensive wedding for two random people.

Dr. Phil: You are Fat... Lose some damn weight.
Fat Women: you saved my life.

Yeah, that show does annoy me. I remember when my sister was watching Oprah and they had Dr. Phil on talking about fat people. He always said something like, "You're only fat because you want to be fat. Now tell me, why do you want to be fat. C'mon, there's a reason why you want to be fat." It was annoying. Then there's times when I wonder what exactly Oprah does on her show. She has other people working to come up with the topics and get the stories on them, and most of the show involves her sitting down, introducing the videos that someone else made, and then playing the videos. The audience gets annoying too, especially when she's having one of those shows where all she does is show all the expensive stuff she likes and then gives it to the people in the audience. Ugh.

 

[adulus]

The Dr. Laura show was annoying too,and she was a hypocrite. Sluggy Freelance had the best parody of it at the start. Heh, the Dr. Lorna show. hehe