Drunk astronauts

[kirovman]

You're right.

Before I drive, I have a few vodka chasers, bottles of beer and some glasses of wine.

This helps me to steady my nerve and increase my confidence. It is my firm belief that this enhances my driving ability.
Damn pigs don't agree with me though. That's why I keep a gun in the glove box, just to politely threaten them to "back off".

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Glad I'm not the only one.

Diapers are good to have around, too...

 

[kirovman]

Have they scientifically tested the effects of alcohol on the body in zero G environment?

Do they sober up quicker/slower or anything?

 

[Pulse]

 

[Steven]

I wonder what it's like to have an acid trip on the ****ing moon.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Now that would be cool!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Pickle Surprise in space. Blockbuster motion picture it would be.

 

[The Monkey]

They should throw them in jail just like we do with drunk drivers.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Well hey, how do you think Russia got into space?

 

[Vegeta897]

Well hey, how do you think Russia got into space?

Bwahaha.

 

[mindless_moder]

Speaking over a telephone link, Bachmann said the Soyuz case involved a NASA astronaut who was cleared for launch to the international space station, even though there was a concern that the astronaut's alcohol consumption raised a flight risk. In the case involving the shuttle, Bachmann said the mission was delayed for mechanical reasons and the astronaut wanted to fly a jet from Florida back home to Houston. A fellow astronaut voiced concern about the flier's alcohol use, Bachmann said.

if NASA or any of the Astronauts in NASA believed that it was a flight risk then we shouldn't be speculating otherwise.

 

[Krynn72]

Hey man, they're obviously lying. Space travel is automated and shit.

 

[mindless_moder]

hahahah

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

cleared for launch to the international space station, even though there was a concern...

Automated and shit - NASA's new slogan.

Edit:

Oh jeez, it's worse than we thought:

 

[TCfromBN]

F*cking win.




DUI simulator

 

[Baal]

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=W39Iu6mvrrU[/youtube]

I just...had to, sorry

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=tBJg2R6AzXc[/youtube]

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y8FLTQ8iAGc[/youtube]

 

[<RJMC>]

thats no drunk astornauts,thats fat astronauts

 

[tehsolace]

rofl f*cking win.