Drunk Women tries to open plane door at 30,000ft

[soulslicer]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7527058.stm

An airline spokeswoman said the women were thought to have been smoking in the plane's toilet, and were suspected of bringing their own alcohol on board. (wtf)

She said they had started to swear at and threaten staff who refused to sell them any more alcohol from the bar.

The women had then said they wanted to open the door to get "some fresh air" into the plane.

Get some fresh air. I also read that they tried to attack the staff with their empty Vodka bottles. What a crazy world..

 

[Sulkdodds]

Don't do planes, kids!

 

[Shift]

See, the quick solution is just to put some sleeping pills in the alcohol.

 

[Dinkleberry]

The XL Airways plane was flying from the Greek island of Kos to Manchester when Wednesday's incident happened.

Perhaps these were the 'h girls' Solaris was talking about in his holiday thread.

 

[Phobie]

I would rage so hard at those bitches.

 

[Parrot of doom]

I'd have sat and laughed at them. Let them try and open a door held in place by pressurised air. Funny as ****.

 

[highlander]

haha, awesome..

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

See, the quick solution is just to do a hitler

Fixed.


Just kidding jews

 

[NeptuneUK]

Psychic message from sober Solaris :
"I was on the flight that left one hour after that to the same desitnation from the same place, but judging by the girls I met on holiday - i probably bumped into said girls during the 2 week,s that I am not surprised that they went crazy"

 

[The Monkey]

No way in hell they could've opened that door. It's locked.

 

[11Machine11]

lol how much did she have to drink sounds like gr8 fun thou (Y) lol

 

[Raziaar]

This happened not too long ago with a guy who was believed to be unstable.

 

[Lizardizzle]

"thats worse than that time i was on that plane"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
*opens door* *FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSh*
.
.
.
.
.
.
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh....

it's from family Guy, and if you don't know that, then you lews

 

[Anthraxxx]

fresh air... maybe she was just tired of all the snakes...

 

[CyberPitz]

I'd LOVE to have that much to drink!

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I can see a new film

Nightmare at 30,000 feet
or
Crazy Bitches on a Plane

 

[Krynn72]

See, this wouldnt have happened if we'd put electric shock bands on all the passengers!