Drunken Cross Dressing 4 year old steals Christmas

[CptStern]

A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html

 

[Shamrock]

With a name like Hayden, I can understand the confusion on its part.

 

[lame-o]

I guess you could say that kid was filled with "christmas cheer".

 

[Raziaar]

 

[Shakermaker]

Poor little boy. Born to a teenage mother and a delinquent father. I bet he has got a heck of a future ahead of him.

Meh Stern, way to get me out of the holiday spirit.

 

[CptStern]

hey cheer up. at least he hasnt started smoking .......yet

Spoiler

for what it's worth I'm willing to bet this story was overblown by the media. not unusual for kids to get up in the middle of the night wanting to talk to a parent. he may even have associated beer with his father (my kids often say "only daddy's drink beer" and I rarely drink). he probably didnt drink it but the authorities treated him to be sure because at that age clarity in speech might not have been his strongest skill

 

[Acepilotf14]

Poor little boy. Born to a teenage mother and a delinquent father. I bet he has got a heck of a future ahead of him.

Meh Stern, way to get me out of the holiday spirit.

He'll probably invent the process of nuclear fusion.

 

[Krynn72]

Ha, in the video the reporter says "She tries to be a good mother, but now she feels like a failure" and the next clip is the mom saying "kids do stuff like this, people make mistakes, it was an honest mistake." I think the reporter is portraying her feelings on the subject.

Also, this wasn't a sad story until I clicked the link and read the whole thing where it says he was trying to be like his dad and get in trouble so he could go to jail and see his dad.

Stern, make sure that when your kids do stupid stuff you post it here. You don't want to be a hypocrite now.

 

[Raziaar]

hey cheer up. at least he hasnt started smoking .......yet

Spoiler

for what it's worth I'm willing to bet this story was overblown by the media. not unusual for kids to get up in the middle of the night wanting to talk to a parent. he may even have associated beer with his father (my kids often say "only daddy's drink beer" and I rarely drink). he probably didnt drink it but the authorities treated him to be sure because at that age clarity in speech might not have been his strongest skill

You think they would have said they treated him for alcohol consumption if they didn't have reason to believe he had consumed any? It's a question... don't overreact in your response.

The police that is, not the media. I don't think the media would have said he was treated for alcohol consumption if they didn't get that information from the police. I don't know though.

 

[CptStern]

treatment for alcohol consumption is a stomach pump. I've seen it done. not pretty for all involved. at that age unless it's life threatening it's probably better to wait it out. how much alcohol could he have consumed? kids barely drink stuff they like much less beer

anyways I'm speculating just as you are. and telling me not to overreact when I respond is pretty much an invitation for me to overreact you ****in cheese eating bastard you

 

[Raziaar]

treatment for alcohol consumption is a stomach pump. I've seen it done. not pretty for all involved. at that age unless it's life threatening it's probably better to wait it out. how much alcohol could he have consumed? kids barely drink stuff they like much less beer

anyways I'm speculating just as you are. and telling me not to overreact when I respond is pretty much an invitation for me to overreact you ****in cheese eating bastard you

Kids like dirt though. Kids like glue. Who knows, he may have liked drinking the alcohol, or at least tried to do it to be like his dad. Especially since it seems to be so positively influenced on him because of his dad.

I only threw in the overreact comment because I didn't really want to get chewed out by you by merely directing a question your way.

 

[CptStern]

kids dont like dirt. babies eat dirt (I should know, I ate dirt as a baby). 4 year olds like hotdogs and french fries with lots of ketchup or chicken fingers but not the crunchy kind because it's spicy


you'll take my chewing out and LIKE it mister!!!

 

[Raziaar]

I dunno... I liked dirt.

But then again I was a little asshole around that age and I remember my brother saying that I used to urinate on his toys with my cousin because I was mad at him.

 

[Krynn72]

I never ate any dirt because I had class.

 

[VirusType2]

I ate Meow Mix cat food. In fact, I remember sneaking out back with the bag of it so I could get away with it.

Oh, man, I'm going to be sick. Vivid memories today.

 

[Warped]

that kid seemed to accomplish so much is such a short time. I'm sure he'll be a grandpa at age 23

 

[Ennui]

lol Raz I thought of that Always Sunny episode when I read the thread title, well played sir

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

There has to be somewhere I can watch Always Sunny on the internet here in the UK. Ever since I was in Chicago, I've been craving it.

That was over a year ago

 

[Raziaar]

lol Raz I thought of that Always Sunny episode when I read the thread title, well played sir

I'm glad somebody did!

<3

 

[CyberPitz]

I hate Doggie Biscuits. I would still do it, too, if I had any.

 

[Raziaar]

There has to be somewhere I can watch Always Sunny on the internet here in the UK. Ever since I was in Chicago, I've been craving it.

That was over a year ago

Hey. Can you view it on here or is it country blocked?

http://vod.fxnetworks.com/fod/play.php?sh=sunny

 

[Krynn72]

There has to be somewhere I can watch Always Sunny on the internet here in the UK. Ever since I was in Chicago, I've been craving it.

That was over a year ago

Are you kidding me? Of course there is. Its the internet bro.