Ducks

[-Psy-]

Sinkoman returns one day and enters the kitchen...

ZOMG!

Ducks swimming in the toilet, bobbing for bread in the kitchen sink, hitching a ride on the plate in the microwave and getting a suntan in the oven.

"We own your house now bread-boy!"

*throws bread at sinkoman*

"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT NOW HUH?"

 

[mindless_moder]

mmmmmmmmelts in your mouth
http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/gallery/d/2593-2/toasty-on-the-floor_0.jpg

 

[Mutley]

That's a cute story. All we have around here are Pigeons.

 

[15357]

Lol...

DINNAR!

 

[sinkoman]

I wish there was some way to interact with them without harming them

They really are sociable creatures. I saw the flock walking around the neighborhood yesterday, so I sat down and watched for a moment, and they walked over by me to see what I was doing.

They eventually realized I wasn't going to feed them, and just sat down and seemed to be just looking at the view.

 

[Jintor]

Awww...

Need more ducks in Australia. : (

Oh well, I've still got the parrots and cockatoos, i guess. Oh, and that kookaburra that sometimes wings round and freaks out all the parrots. He's a dick.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Feed them catnip.

 

[sinkoman]

Feed them catnip.

Somebody's been unbant

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Juice.

Forgot to mention, the stuff needs to be laced with pure Colombian cocaine. Why? I don't know, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.