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I sit by a dumbass blond in geometry and she is annoying the hell out of me.. I just want to stick a tooth pick in my ears and stab my ear drums, REPEATDLY.

Everytime the teacher makes some corny joke everybody just sits and follows the lesson but this girl will go into a laughing fit for 5-10 seconds straight. A chuckle/giggle is fine but goddamn lady you're disturbing everybody in the class! I'm the unfortunate bastard that sits right next to her. Me of all people.. sigh.

i think i might kill her
 
You see, you are suffering from avoidant personaliy disorder (or APD) I would suggest...

Just kill her. Hey, what happened above this line? OH MY GOD! I fink king0r henrico has infiltrated my fingers through my bummy hole-o :(
 
Yea, I forgot to mention the only reason I haven't told her off yet is because she has a beautiful set of melons.
 
BF2slut said:
Yea, I forgot to mention the only reason I haven't told her off yet is because she has a beautiful set of melons.
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Eat the melons, spit the pips at her, then tell her off.

In fact, shoot her. With a cannon. Then get Conan to canoe off her face. And stab her with a capo. Whilst eating a capon.
 
We have a REALLY dumb girl in college, called Hayley, her stupid comments have been called 'hayley'isms' (not to offend other hayleys, its just this bad one)

Somethings she's said.

Question: When does a river run fastest?
Hayley : When it flows uphill

Question: What is this black material formed under the test tube after heating?
Hayley: Is it Starch?

Question: Whats the name of the hormone used to increase fertility? Think of fish without an 'I'? (The hormone is FSH, follicle stimulating hormone)
Hayley: Cyclops! (thinking the teacher meant Fish without 1 EYE)

And random comments shouted out in class like 'i saw a bee the other day'

Its funny yet infuriating. She really is unbelievable.......ly stupid.
 
Pesmerga said:
I say again.
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Or take her to a gay bar

A gay bar


A gay bar...



I wanna take you to a Gay bar....



But I'm not gay.
 
lol, sure you ain't mate!

Oh, kill her, solves all of lifes problems
 
You're reminding me of Technacle Graphics(I think it's called geometry in other countries). I am the best in the class and I'm surrounded by idiots who have to ask how to do the most basic things and they always keep forgeting and are too crap to do them anyway. Every once in a while I leave a pencil at home or something and if I ever ask for a spare something they look at me like I'm the most annoying thing in the world, ungrateful bastards.
 
if she's hot then don't kill her.

if she's ugly, murder is always the solution to problems.
 
there used to be a ditsy blonde called lisa at college and she came out with balls deep nonsense...we used to nickname her forklift because thats what we wanted to drive into her forehead
 
Maybe she thought you guys were in sex ed instead of math class....who knows...
 
I had a girl graduate in the same class as me that was dumb as hell too. She managed to make it to the final 2 weeks of high school not knowing how to read an analog clock. The best part is how everybody found out...*ahem*

Back in the day when I was in German class my senior year. We had a teacher named Mr. Cordes. He was teaching us how to say various times in German by displaying a fake analog clock with movable hands (kind of like how many of us learned back in elementary school - it made me feel like a little kid again, except in elementary school I wasn't trying to covertly check out the girls' breasts). The girl in question (we'll call her TittedSlut because she had a nice rack and was not picky about who she gave it up to) was sitting next to me. Mr. Cordes finally gets around to TittedSlut and moves the hands to 12:15 (fünfzehn nach zwölf? - It's been a while).

He asks, "Ok TittedSlut...was Zeit ist diese?"

TittedSlut: Ummmm...I don't kno-- Oops. Ich weiss nicht
Cordes: Ok...well just think about it for a second.
TittedSlut: Well......I have no idea.
Cordes: *sigh* Ok...well what time would this be in english
TittedSlut: *COMPLETE SILENCE*

The class turns their heads away from other conversations they were having and just stare at her.

TittedSlut: *mumble*....I...don't know...
Class: WHAT?
Random1: You don't know how to read an analog clock!?
Random2: AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
ME: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Cordes: *trying to keep a serious face* Ok...calm down...let's move on to blah blah blah
 
Amish, I'd seriously would've fallen out of me seat laughing.
 
You just politely tell her how you feel or kill her, depends if you have a long range weapon next time you see her.
 
dekstar said:
Or take her to a gay bar

A gay bar


A gay bar...



I wanna take you to a Gay bar....



But I'm not gay.
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Oh sweet Jesus, a friend showed me the video for that song! So horribly, amusingly wrong.
 
grab the back of her head and slam her mouth like it's a fist in a bowl of vasoline
 
Either that or washing her eyes out with paint remover while sticking your penis in her...if your into that kinda thing.
 
Dude that's two down from your class, now tell us about everyone else, and what you also hate about them!
 
BF2slut said:
Yea, I forgot to mention the only reason I haven't told her off yet is because she has a beautiful set of melons.
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If she's really that dumb, it shouldn't be too hard to trick here into sucking your cock. :naughty:
 
in my class they are a girl that laugh a lot of too

for example someone tell a joke and everybody laugh for 3 seconds and she keeps laughin like a minute she even get breathless

lol that tilledslut whatever story was fun
 
Kill the girl in front of the teacher so you never get caught.
 
Skaadi said:
Kill the girl in front of the teacher so you never get caught.
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And then the girl in front of that girl. And then everyone within sight, just in case. Hell, just bomb the ****in school. Hire some towel-head to do the job, they're pretty experienced at it.
 
Lex Luthor said:
And then the girl in front of that girl. And then everyone within sight, just in case. Hell, just bomb the ****in school. Hire some towel-head to do the job, they're pretty experienced at it.
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better no cuz jack thompson will blame bomberman for that
 
<RJMC> said:
better no cuz jack thompson will blmae bomberman for that
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I don't know who you're referring to, but apparently you'd better clip this Mr. Thompson and his bitch bomberman, too.
 
Actually that girl is a little like me. Sometimes I find things too funny and laugh a little too hard/long but not for a full 5 minites of course.
 
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