Dumbass girl in my math

BF2slut said:
Yea, I forgot to mention the only reason I haven't told her off yet is because she has a beautiful set of melons.

She has a set of melons, and yet she's not offering *scratches head*
Where does she buy her fruit and veg?
 
Lex Luthor said:
And then the girl in front of that girl. And then everyone within sight, just in case. Hell, just bomb the ****in school. Hire some towel-head to do the job, they're pretty experienced at it.
You mean a suicide bomber? Because I'm pretty sure you can't get experience being a Suicide bomber...
 
She's dumb and she's got big tits. Trick her into thinking your dick's a lollypop. Simple.
 
another story about her

we needed to use the math button for a problem

her: I can't find the MATH button
me: It's the button that says MATH
her: oh *5 seconds later* found it!!!
 
take one of your gym socks (or cloths your choice), dip it in gas, and make a walking molotov cocktail...

never mind, gas is to expensive for that
 
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