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JK Rowling is touring around the US, reading her last HP book, answering q's, etc. Well I visit http://www.mugglenet.com/ for my HP news and this shocked me:
1000 lucky fans had the opportunity to interact with JK Rowling this evening at Carnegie Hall. The reading was rather eventful, as Jo revealed a lot of new information previously unknown about the series.

The most notable news of the night was the revelation of Dumbledore's sexuality. Jo says Dumbledore was gay and in love with Gellert Grindelwald. JK, in response to the audience's reaction, said "If I had know this would have made you so happy, I would have told you years ago."

Not quite as head-turning, but equally significant, Jo announced Neville Longbottom's marriage with Hannah Abbot. Hannah became the new landlady of the Leaky Cauldron.

Other heart-warming (ha!) news was revealed about Petunia Dursley. The night Harry left Privet Drive, Petunia wanted to tell Harry, ""I know what you're up against and I hope it turns out okay."

Stay tuned, more to come soon!
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Now she mentions it, they were close together. He never had a wife neither nor kids.
 
Kooky old man...spending time with orphaned/abused boys like Tom Riddle and Harry Potter...inviting them up to his office for candy...OH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE
 
I ****ing lol'd.

Now the Christians are really going to burn all the books.
 
No we cannot see, who are we to look to? No we cannot hear, what it is to believe in. And we keep dreaming of a world where all is good so we looked on, we need a hero. And we keep dreaming of a time where good is all that we can find, we need a, we need a hero.
 
Greenkata has spoilers in his sig.
BAN

This is crezy.
 
Acepilotf14 said:
Greenkata has spoilers in his sig.
BAN

This is crezy.
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I'll see you standing by the monorail. You'll look the same except for bionic eyes, you will have lost them in the robot wars. I'll say I'm sorry you'll say it's not my fault or is it? You'll eye me suspiciously, hearing the whir of the cirvos inside. And you'll scream and try to run, but there's nowhere you can hide, When this crazy cyborg wants to make you his robot bride. Well it's gonna be the future soon.

How is that for a spoiler of your life?
 
Spoiler tagged. And it's not banworthy. Definately not since people keep openly saying it in the actual singleplayer forums without spoiler tags, the places people are going to read up on Half-Life.

Seriously, I keep seeing spoilers in there that aren't tagged. Eh. I think everyone who's anyone has already beaten it anyway, y'know?
 
D'oh, I clicked on the spoiler tag. I'm an idiot. *beats self up*

Back to Dumbly-dory being ghey.
 
Hm, didn't really see this. It makes sense though. I'm glad it wasn't brought up in the books for the aforementioned candy-in-a-private-office reason...
 
GreenKata said:
I'll see you standing by the monorail. You'll look the same except for bionic eyes, you will have lost them in the robot wars. I'll say I'm sorry you'll say it's not my fault or is it? You'll eye me suspiciously, hearing the whir of the cirvos inside. And you'll scream and try to run, but there's nowhere you can hide, When this crazy cyborg wants to make you his robot bride. Well it's gonna be the future soon.

How is that for a spoiler of your life?
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As you walk through the forum announcments thread,
all full of tears and joy,
Ep3 has just been released,
and you are here to coy.
You got to play through it early,
and now want to discuss,
but in 3 days it will be relased,
and you cuss. "Why can't I talk about it?" you think,
As all their eyes are full of pink.
You wait and wait, and a day before it comes out,
you decide to put spoilers in your sig.
Shortly, they beat you up like a pig.

BRILLIANCE
 
Acepilotf14 said:
As you walk through the forum announcments thread,
all full of tears and joy,
Ep3 has just been released,
and you are here to coy.
You got to play through it early,
and now want to discuss,
but in 3 days it will be relased,
and you cuss. "Why can't I talk about it?" you think,
As all their eyes are full of pink.
You wait and wait, and a day before it comes out,
you decide to put spoilers in your sig.
Shortly, they beat you up like a pig.

BRILLIANCE
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I can't keep these feelings deep inside me, I just have to be tough and say what's on my mind. Everynight seeing nothing but empty faces, as I move on ahead I yell out bye bye bye. You showed me your fighting post, show me what was on your mind. If only there was such a world like in my dreams, everyday without sorrow regret to think of. You're fearing for the truth every passing day, how can you survive on your own those rolling days? You will never post kind to me, I'll do nothing to give you all my loving. Without you I will go on. Just like in my dream when they find true love, day by day lovers searching for their hearts desires. It's nothing like the real world that we all must face, just keep moving within those lonely days.
 
Does this mean that big grey beards equal gayness?
gandalf.jpg

:O
 
Haha, I can't wait to tell my brother and sister about this. It will destroy their world. :E
 
Blatantly.

Greenkata, remove the spoilers from your signiature / explicitly flag them as major Episode 2 reveals, or I'll take them out myself.
 
Sulkdodds said:
Blatantly.

Greenkata, remove the spoilers from your signiature / explicitly flag them as major Episode 2 reveals, or I'll take them out myself.
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Wah, wah, wah. I joined this site tonight because I wanted to see what it was all about and so far all I have ever gotten was people like you crying over old news. Fine if you want it gone then it shall be but don't think that your little threat even made an impact on me. But since Frylock baby wants it his way I will abide by that wish for now.
 
I made no threat but merely a statement of intention.

I didn't mean to sound rude, but there are plenty of people who haven't played Episode 2 yet, for whatever reason. No need to be an arsehole about it.
 
I have a feeling you won't fit in very well here, GreenKata.
 
Sulkdodds said:
I made no threat but merely a statement of intention.

I didn't mean to sound rude, but there are plenty of people who haven't played Episode 2 yet, for whatever reason. No need to be an arsehole about it.
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Be an arsehole, oh my dear dumb dumb you aint seen nothing yet. I am the king of arseholes and I can prove it faster than you can type.
 
Stigmata said:
I have a feeling you won't fit in very well here, GreenKata.
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Then if I go down I go down, but I will not change what I think about a subject and what I say because you guys don't like it. That is life and you gonna have to face the music sometimes that not everyone is gonna agree or get along with you guys. And I don't care if you hate me, I really don't but to each their own. I am not trying to start any fights here but come on lighten up a little bit.

Sulkdodds said:
Really? Have an infraction for trolling.
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I didn't even understand what half of that meant. but honestly you probably already hate me and I aint gonna try and change how you feel about me but if you feel like kicking and banning me will make you feel like a big man then please by all means do as you see fit. I am not trying to tell your job nor am I challenging your power or authority.
 
Is this what passes for trolling these days? =/

Pitiful.
 
Sir Ian McKellan is gay.

So, yeah, Gandalf is gay.
 
Wtf the mods are getting pushed around by a mere forum troll? Thread has been screwed up by them anyways with the stupid poems.
One fan asked whether Albus Dumbledore, the head of the famed Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, had ever loved anyone. Rowling smiled. "Dumbledore is gay, actually," replied Rowling as the audience errupted in surprise. She added that, in her mind, Dumbledore had an unrequited love affair with Gellert Grindelwald, Voldemort's predecessor who appears in the seventh book. After several minutes of prolonged shouting and clapping from astonshed fans, Rowling added. "I would have told you earlier if I knew it would make you so happy."

In answer to the question "Did Hagrid marry?" Rowling replied that sadly, no. The half-giant had a flirtation with a giantess but she found him "a tad unsophisticated" and the relationship never went forward. In response to the audience's groans of dismay, Rowling said, jokingly, "O.K., I'll write another book." And when the audience continued to express disapproval added, "at least I didn't kill him."

Other minor characters, according to Rowling, came to happier ends. Neville Longbottom, Harry's meek and hapless classmate, married Hannah Abbott, another classmate.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7053982.stm
 
I haven't played ep2 and if someone spoils it for me I will want them banned immediately.
 
Solaris said:
I haven't played ep2 and if someone spoils it for me I will want them banned immediately.
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Same. I get Orange Box on tuesday. I look forward to playing Episode 1 and 2 for the first time.
 
Raziaar said:
Same. I get Orange Box on tuesday. I look forward to playing Episode 1 and 2 for the first time.
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Holy shit, you havent played episode one yet?


Alyx kills Dumbledore SPOILER


Also, lol @ this thread + Greenkata. Hes on an express train to banneddom.
 
Bah. And here I was thinking he was a beacon of asexuality.
 
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