Dwarfs May Cure Cancer

[Warped]

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/OnCall/story?id=6282128

Scientists Study a Small Population That Has Neither Cancer nor Diabetes

I don't know about you but I want to become a Dwarf someday

also kinda old but it came up in my mind all of a sudden. hope it hasn't been posted yet but check the link for a video

 

[Acepilotf14]

A 'small' population?

 

[Darkside55]

FUCK YEAH DWARFS

CANCER CAN'T STOP A DWARF

YE BEST BE BELIEVIN' A DWARF WILL PUT A NOTCH IN HIS AXE FOR CANCER, OR I'M A BEARDED GNOME

But those're halflings ye posted, OP.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Pf, who plays a halfling?
Dwarfs are where it's at!

 

[Kamikazie]

I'm still into midgets.

 

[MJ12]

Drink thy blood and eat thy flesh, for they contain the power of everlasting life!

 

[nurizeko]

*Facepalm*

This is why HL2.net never gets invited to any of the cool parties people!.

 

[Stigmata]

But it's been so long... Maybe all the cool people have forgotten how weird we are?

 

[PJ]

My dads a doctor, and when i told him theres a cure for cancer he's like

"WAT!"

 

[Eejit]

There isn't a cure for cancer, learn to read.

 

[Cornerstone]

Is this part of their +5 bonus to saving throws against poison???

 

[Eejit]

No it's from their +1 to Constitution.

 

[Warbie]

I don't know what's geekier - understanding these references or finding them vaguely amusing :/

 

[Jintor]

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Bad^Hat]

There isn't a cure for cancer, learn to read.

Yeah, duh, there are several.

If you believe everything you read on the internet, that is.

 

[Kamikazie]

I believe everything Bat^Hat says.

Fact.

 

[Sheepo]

This revelation comes short of anything useful.

 

[mchammer75040]

Lets crack them open and eat their milk chocolate insides.