Sulkdodds
The Freeman
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- Jul 3, 2003
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..AND YOU CAN TAKE YOUR BLOODY THUMBSCREWS AND STICK THEM UP YOUR ARSE, WANKER![br]Phew. Glad to be out of that place. Luckily I'm not empty-handed - I managed to conceal this rolled-up piece of paper in my lower colon. Hnnnnnng. There, got it. Ahem. It reads: "awesome cyberpunk mod Dystopia releases October update showing four screenshots from a new map, Assemble, which has the punks trying to storm a corporate facility hidden under a derelict church. The mod has been featured on the Australian videogame show Good Game - the footage can be accessed here. Note: be sure to introduce news item with lengthy prose imitating the style of William Gibson. DO NOT WRITE THIS THE NEWS POST. LIEK SERIOUSLY."[br][br]Now to find some trousers...oh, there's more: "if you want more info, go to dystopia-game.com." Well, that was...ew, this paper's all sticky!