Earthquake in Pakistan, North India and Afghanistan

[gh0st]

Global warming is the cause of earthquakes.

Polar ice caps melt. Causing more liquid water, too much mass on the earth's crust... which results into crackage and movement of the plates, which means huge ass quakes of the earth.

is this your theory or has a scientist actually said this?

 

[ailevation]

:cheers: Got it from Dr. Phil himself. Great scientist IMO.

 

[gh0st]

dr phil is an anesthesiologist... he's about as qualified to speak on the subject of plate tectonics as i am to talk about the interactions between my ass gas and my densely populated colony of anal lice.












which cant be a good one btw.

 

[ailevation]

dr phil is an anesthesiologist... he's about as qualified to speak on the subject of plate tectonics as i am to talk about the interactions between my ass gas and my densely populated colony of anal lice.












which cant be a good one btw.

:| Ass gas and anal lice... can't be too good. Too much ass crust build up... butt cheek plates rubbage causing attraction of lice and chaffing which results in bleeding anal.

 

[S.L.]

Just nuke an earthquake.

 

[gh0st]

:| Ass gas and anal lice... can't be too good. Too much ass crust build up... but cheek plates rubbage causing attraction of lice and chaffing which results in bleeding anal.

which could be caused by the brownish flooding from that burrito i ate earlier. hmm were onto a theory here gentleman.

 

[ailevation]

which could be caused by the brownish flooding from that burrito i ate earlier. hmm were onto a theory here gentleman.

Ouch, burrito you ate earlier... could be bad, real bad. What kind was it? A lot of hot sauce? Did you wash with milk? Well, sometimes milk helps, but can also have a reverse effect and make conditions worse.

Maybe it had brainworms?

Alien invasion anyone?

 

[gh0st]

well i did soak it in vat of oatmeal but that seemed to make the gaseous discharge even more violent and disturbing, causing even greater tidal fluctuations. i mean the deaths here could be in the millions, its a real catastrophe down there.

 

[S.L.]

Ouch, burrito you ate earlier... could be bad, real bad. What kind was it? A lot of hot sauce? Did you wash with milk? Well, sometimes milk helps, but can also have a reverse effect and make conditions worse.

Maybe it had brainworms?

Alien invasion anyone?

Milk only helps 75% of the time. 25% of the time it makes you crap alot. Especially if your lactose intolerant.

 

[ailevation]

well i did soak it in vat of oatmeal but that seemed to make the gaseous discharge even more violent and disturbing, causing even greater tidal fluctuations. i mean the deaths here could be in the millions, its a real catastrophe down there.

That's it, we're going to have to exacuate. Contact local authority to have people move up north, prepare the "pink stuff".