Eastwood or Seagal?

[kineaesth]

wouldnt you sleep with seagal if you could?

VOTE SEAGAL.

seagal is sexy

i think i love you, Steven.

to the other 10 people who voted Seagal: you have revived my failing erection for Steven Seagal

I would bang seagal?

also: VOTE SEAGAL

YOU CAN DO IT!! you know its right.

VOTE SEAGAL

oh seagal baby i want you inside me

i want you all over me

im in love with you Steven Seagal.

We get it, you like him.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

I think you'll find that I, and therefore by extension Clint Eastwood, just won. Thankyou.

 

[mechanicallizard]

we get it, you like him.

vote seagal

 

[Raziaar]

You got yourself a fancy title.

 

[Kase]

would you rather bang clint or seagal?

if thats the case i still pick Eastwood i recon i could get more money out of him by claiming it was rape :thumbs:

 

[MJ12]

Chaplin films are exceptionally dull. Have you ever watched one?

:frown:

Carrot Top Lover.

 

[The Monkey]

You people make me sick. There's not an option.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awskKWzjlhk

 

[Trevelyan]

:frown:

Carrot Top Lover.

I kinda knew who Carrot Top was, but was not expecting what google image found :O

 

[mechanicallizard]

may i ask who gave me this fancy new title?


VOTE SEAGAL

 

[Tagaziel]

Clint Eastwood.

 

[mechanicallizard]

poor, confused child. i pity you. what you should have done was:

VOTE SEAGAL

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

 

[Operational]

Easily Eastwood.

 

[Remus]

Vote Seagal

 

[mechanicallizard]

^YES!! THANK YOU!

everyone, heed the advice.

VOTE SEAGAL

 

[Remus]

Whoops sorry I already voted for Eastwood.

snicker...
snicker...

 

[highlander]

Eastseagal.


OH SHI-

 

[Sir Phoenixx]

Eastseagal.


OH SHI-

Seawood.

 

[Kase]

just saw a new Clint Eastwood Movie am glad i voted for him even as a old manny he still owns seagal

 

[mechanicallizard]

Whoops sorry I already voted for Eastwood.

snicker...
snicker...

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!?



dont forget to vote for seagal.

 

[Kamikazie]

Steven runs like a woman.

 

[Kase]

he looks like a pissed off queen lol thats a amazing video love it

 

[mechanicallizard]

to whoever just voted seagal, thank you for making such a wise choice.

 

[CrazyHarij]

seagal rules

 

[CptStern]

is this a joke?

 

[mechanicallizard]

YES !! MR HARIJ!!

i was hoping youd back me up, and you did! HUZZAH!!


VOTE SEAGAL


edit: ^ OMG I NEED THAT DRINK. hes even signed the can! a seagal endorsed refreshment? thank you god.

 

[Kamikazie]

Bush is Steven Seagal?

 

[CptStern]

a seagal endorsed refreshment? thank you god.

it's not endorsed by Seagal , it's made by him. in fact each can contains at least 10% of Seagal sweat and 60% Seagal tears (from failed career) ..the rest is mostly onion and rutabaga juice

 

[mechanicallizard]

it's not endorsed by Seagal , it's made by him. in fact each can contains at least 10% of Seagal sweat and 60% Seagal tears (from failed career) ..the rest is mostly onion and rutabaga juice

can it get any better than this?

I THINK NOT.
coca-cola can **** off.

VOTE SEAGAL

 

[Kamikazie]

You forgot the 5% sperm.

 

[Unfocused]

mechanicallizard, I'd like to bring a fact to your attention - 82% voted for Eastwood. Those results won't change much now. You failed.

 

[mechanicallizard]

You failed.

never! leave now, seagal hater, before i smite thee!

VOTE SEAGAL

 

[CptStern]

can it get any better than this?

I THINK NOT.

sure if you dont mind the taste of failure

 

[jet_porkins]

Voted Eastwood.

This reminds me of the religion poll...

 

[mechanicallizard]

WHAT THE **** JUST HAPPENED TO THE POLL??

i declare seagal the winner on account of "Wrongful Poll modification", a.k.a CHEATING.

you knew seagal was going to make a comeback in the last few pages so you cheated.
seagal wins. those who voted clint, feel free to beg mr seagals forgiveness.

 

[CptStern]

I'll beg for forgiveness for calling him fat, a failure and for saying he has no career ..but I will NOT ask for forgiveness for voting for clint ..some travesties need to be righted


and the only way Seagal is going to make a comeback would be if he murdered his wife and then led the cops on a chase in his white bronco. Fat guy with the toupee time has come and gone ..now all he can look forward to is self parody and inevitable death

 

[Pesmerga]

I love seagull!

 

[mechanicallizard]

I'll beg for forgiveness for calling him fat, a failure and for saying he has no career ..but I will NOT ask for forgiveness for voting for clint

youre almost there. come on. just admit what you know in your head.
"it was completely wrong of me to vote clint. hes old and his face is wrinkly as a ballsack.
seagal would kick his ass anytime."

VOTE SEAGAL

 

[CptStern]

clint has more talent in his "old age" than seagal had in his prime ..seriously this is like comparing Kubrick with Uwe Boll

 

[Qonfused]

Chaplin films are exceptionally dull. Have you ever watched one?

Get.

Out.