Emails From an Asshole

sounds like the best choice to me...you really can't put a price on safety.

I ****ing lost it at the "Insulting Parrot" one...holy crap
 
There's more, read the archive! They are all hilarious.
 
Ah ****. I saw Cpt.Sterns thread, but I thought it only refered to one of the emails.
 
From Kate ******** to Me

what in the hell...

HAHAHA awesome, I wish I was picked up from sport in an armored suburban
 
They were going to make Mike and I play Russian Roulette. Mike convinced a soldier to let him play with three bullets, instead of one, which I thought was crazy. Mike even put the gun to his head once and pulled the trigger. He started laughing, and the soldiers started laughing too. When they let their guard down, he immediately shot three of them in the head, grabbed one of their AKs, and gunned down the other five soldiers.

Lol. I would pay that amount of money if i was allowed to use the grenade launcher.
 
I literally just read all of them and haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I ****ing lost it reading "Barter my Whore Wife".
 
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