Emporius' mandatory birthday thread

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No one's gonna remember my birthday... D: October 1st


but enough about me, HAPPY EXPELLED OUT A VAGINA DAY
 
More like riomhaire's mandatory misspelling.

Hap Bir Day Emporious you freak.
 
happy birthday, suicidal spider thing bearing a boulder.
 
On this day so and so years ago, you were hereby jettisoned from a gaping chasm. Congratulations.

Hope it was swell.
 
Whoever fixed the thread title is a real wise guy.
 
Mmm indeed, happy birthday Empoirus.

Now, if I could only get people to remember my birthday...
 
Thanks very much guys. My 18th was a blast, no less thanks to you guys.
 
I just a question. That phrase didn't insult you guys right? I'm not exactly in a clear state of mind right now.
 
It was a compliment right? Looks like one.

Anyway, happy bithday.
 
Before you know it, 18 will slip by you.

GRAB ONTO IT AND NEVER LET GO
 
happy bday. You should celebrate with a WORLD WAR!!!!!
 
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