English Appreciation Thread

[Pesmerga]

Quite, due to a plethora of spelling and grammatical mistakes being annoyingly corrected, I have taken the liberty of showcasing some of the finer moments in the English language.

Wednesday
Colonel
February - (credit-MiccyNarc)
Bologna

Please, post your most annoying mistake!

 

[Murray_H]

Lieutenant

 

[MiccyNarc]

I <3 Pesmerga

 

[Fragalishus]

i dun no wot ur talkin teh about,

 

[Dumb Dude]

Banananana?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Asphyxiate.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Dog--]

aontehr - it means another, Amazing!

 

[Steven]

lol wot is da tred starterer tlkn abut

 

[CrazyHarij]

desoxyribonucleinacid

 

[MiccyNarc]

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

 

[Que-Ever]

I hate it when people **** up their yours and their you'res, and the two to toos.

 

[Steven]

This reminds me latley some random guy on MSN is trying to insult me over the internet to impress girls in another state (I'm seriously not joking at all, he also lives on the other side of the country and started before he even knew me at all)

So what he says when he's run out of childish "u lik ya Mum" comments he says "wow u cnt spel" :|

 

[Que-Ever]

wow, a **** spell, eh? I wonder what that does.










but seriously, your and you're? what the ****?! they don't even sound the same D:

 

[bryanf445]

teh, yuo, hye, etc..

but ppl who mess up like that should just edit their post

 

[el Chi]

Colour

 

[Pesmerga]

Color! It's Color.

Wow, color is a really weird looking word, if you look at it enough.

 

[Dalamari]

elucidate

 

[Pesmerga]

Accept and Except

 

[Kamikazie]

kamikaze and kamikazie D:

 

[el Chi]

Wow, color is a really weird looking word, if you look at it enough.

Especially when you spell it incorrectly

 

[Dumb Dude]

Affect and Effect. I've seen people mix these up.

 

[Pesmerga]

Says you.

 

[el Chi]

Says you.

...an English student in England.

 

[Pesmerga]

Edit - **** neutrality. It's color.

 

[el Chi]

Oh, I wish I'd seen what you said before, you illiterate Yankee upstart!

 

[Dumb Dude]

He said:

You say potato.

 

[Raeven0]

APOSTROPHES.

Apostrophes NEVER, EVER, no matter WHAT the word is, what it ENDS in, or how many CHARACTERS form it, indicate PLURALITY. ONLY A TERMINAL "S" OR "ES" INDICATES PLURALITY.

 

[MiccyNarc]

APOSTROPHES.

Apostrophes NEVER, EVER, no matter WHAT the word is, what it ENDS in, or how many CHARACTERS form it, indicate PLURALITY. ONLY A TERMINAL "S" OR "ES" INDICATES PLURALITY.

AMEN's!

 

[xombine]

Hamburger Helper. By golly, you don't know the number of times I've corrected people. :angry:

 

[DeusExMachina]

EXISTENCE. SPELL IT RIGHT NUBS.

 

[Murray_H]

Some people on here seem to have difficulty with:

Congratulations (a t, not a d)
Thank you (space between the words mofo)
Ridiculous (an i, not an e)

 

[Pesmerga]

EXISTENCE. SPELL IT RIGHT NUBS.

Existence. Spell it right, nubs.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Oh shit, grammar o__o.

 

[Skaadi]

anwyah

 

[Qonfused]

Not so much spelling than pronunciation:

QONFUSED SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE CONFUSED. THERE'S NO FUCKING U.

 

[Pesmerga]

Quanfuzed

 

[Dumb Dude]

THERE'S NO FUCKING U.

There is only me!

 

[KagePrototype]

There is only me!

Now now, don't excite him.

(keep the spam to a minimum guys.)

 

[Dumb Dude]

I'm sorry, it was just begging to be said.

On topic:

I see people say "grammer" rather than "grammar".

 

[15357]

theatre - some people have actually spelled it with an 'i' -,.-

lieutenent - Did I spell that right? Its frigging hard.