Entertain Onions

Onions · Aug 17, 2004

Entertain me! I'm sitting at work, have the office to myself for the whole day, and i'm bored

No pornography, no games

Naudian · Aug 17, 2004

Figure my signature out.

Yuri · Aug 17, 2004

It's 4 A.M. Spiders are teh scary and keep me from ma sleep. I have nothing fun. Only my sleep that I'm not doing.

;(

leadfish · Aug 17, 2004

You could time-trial yourself racing around the office in your chair =/ Make a time, beat it, then make a more difficult course!

CyberSh33p · Aug 17, 2004

OK onions, listen up, there was a day when I was bore dand you know whatddidjidj
afwafawfwafawfhaiolf

hi onions

lets be frienoafmja;wmf;m;af

Just steal varg's girlfriend, tove, she lwjaoasfbjabnflaw

Order now for the extra metal pojalwndfwanfwafla

How do you want to be entertained?

Tr0n · Aug 17, 2004

Idonotbelonghere said:
Figure my signature out.

*Tr0ns head blows up

Link · Aug 17, 2004

http://www.uglypeople.co.uk/uglypeople/pictures/gallery/index.php

Hours of amusment

Onions · Aug 17, 2004

you all suck!

Naudian · Aug 17, 2004

*Tr0ns head blows up

Sorry to hear about teh head Tr0n...
Are you Tr0n from cs that that guy named "*O*" was saying you hack?

Link · Aug 17, 2004

Whats wrong with my link eh?

Flash movies allowed?

*Link goes off to sign up for outwars to see how many times he can make Onions click his link

Yuri · Aug 17, 2004

Onions said:
you all suck!

Teh spiders. It's 4:16 A.M.

Naudian · Aug 17, 2004

Teh spiders. It's 4:16 A.M.

???? Are you serious? Get a shoe and kill em all

Onions · Aug 17, 2004

flash movies would be great

Yuri · Aug 17, 2004

Idonotbelonghere said:
???? Are you serious? Get a shoe and kill em all

I tried and missed and it ran under my door and now I can't find it....!!!!!!!!

Must... stay... up... spiders will eat me....

Murmf

Link · Aug 17, 2004

Check out - http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cartoons.shtml and particuarlly http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html

****ing kangaroos...

ohh, thats a point, you need sounds obviously, and be aware that it has swearing, as do some of the others in the first link.

Naudian · Aug 17, 2004

Yea ****ing kangaroos!
Man that was funny...The weird thing was i didnt relize how funny it was until he said "THE END!", and my brain sort of was like..."wait a sec, that was funny stuff" i laughed out loud HAHAHAHA!1112...3....1...!.......me tired.

Onions · Aug 17, 2004

thanks, that should keep me going for a good while

Beast206 · Aug 17, 2004

Idonotbelonghere said:
Yea ****ing kangaroos!
Man that was funny...The weird thing was i didnt relize how funny it was until he said "THE END!", and my brain sort of was like..."wait a sec, that was funny stuff" i laughed out loud HAHAHAHA!1112...3....1...!.......me tired.

Off topic, but speaking of Kangaroos....

When the first Europeans arrived in Australia, they saw this cool looking beast that was hopping around on its back legs. When they asked the natives (Aborigine) what the hell it was he replied "Kangaroo". The silly Europeans went awesome, and went back to spread the word of this cool new beast called a Kangaroo.

Only trouble is, the word Kangaroo in the Aborigine's dialect meant, quite literally, "I do not understand your questions". So we now have about 60 species of "I do not understand your questions'" hopping around Australia.

CrazyHarij · Aug 17, 2004

Beast206 said:
Off topic, but speaking of Kangaroos....

When the first Europeans arrived in Australia, they saw this cool looking beast that was hopping around on its back legs. When they asked the natives (Aborigine) what the hell it was he replied "Kangaroo". The silly Europeans went awesome, and went back to spread the word of this cool new beast called a Kangaroo.

Only trouble is, the word Kangaroo in the Aborigine's dialect meant, quite literally, "I do not understand your questions". So we now have about 60 species of "I do not understand your questions'" hopping around Australia.

Wow, really?

L O L!

Beast206 · Aug 17, 2004

Unfortunately yes, lol. Saw it on a documentary the other night, and I've been giggling about it every time I see a Kangaroo. hehe.

ship · Aug 17, 2004

A few good links:

FARK

Fark Photoshop Monitor

Worth 1000

Ugh. Too tired. Can't think of much right now. Sorry. Good luck!

h00dlum · Aug 17, 2004

hmmm i got a funny video...but it was to big to attach..

Brian Damage · Aug 17, 2004

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/me retires with a headache from bopping my cranium against my monitor too many times.

And the kangaroo thing is probably true, except in the version I heard it means "Your finger, you idiot". You figure out why.

Farrowlesparrow · Aug 17, 2004

Although Brian Damage's is funny...I suspect the first one is closer to the truth...if indeed it is true.

Anyway Onions...You posted this at 9:01. When did you start work :O I mean, not like your getting off to a flying start or anything

CyberSh33p · Aug 17, 2004

welsh is a really odd language!

DreamThrall · Aug 17, 2004

rofl... genius.

http://www.uglypeople.co.uk/uglypeople/pictures/gallery/adminspotting.jpg

Bad^Hat · Aug 17, 2004

Beast206 said:
Off topic, but speaking of Kangaroos....

When the first Europeans arrived in Australia, they saw this cool looking beast that was hopping around on its back legs. When they asked the natives (Aborigine) what the hell it was he replied "Kangaroo". The silly Europeans went awesome, and went back to spread the word of this cool new beast called a Kangaroo.

Only trouble is, the word Kangaroo in the Aborigine's dialect meant, quite literally, "I do not understand your questions". So we now have about 60 species of "I do not understand your questions'" hopping around Australia.

AWESOME!

nw909 · Aug 17, 2004

www.somethingawful.com

Go check out things like weekend web, photoshop phriday, and reviews of things.

So funny.

HatRabit · Aug 17, 2004

MUFFINS

PunisherUSA · Aug 17, 2004

HatRabit, you, ummmm, like muffins? Or I suppose your one of those people that 'likes' muffins :x

Anyway.
www.albinoblacksheep.com/ is always good fun. Flash, stories, jokes, conversations. Good times!

outpost · Aug 17, 2004

HatRabit said:
MUFFINS

http://images.google.com/images?q=muffins&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
http://images.google.com/images?q=muffins&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=20&sa=N
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http://images.google.com/images?q=muffins&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=80&sa=N
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http://images.google.com/images?q=muffins&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=300&sa=N
http://images.google.com/images?q=muffins&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=320&sa=N
http://images.google.com/images?q=muffins&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=340&sa=N
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http://images.google.com/images?q=muffins&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&start=400&sa=N

hours worth of entertainment

.................................................................................
/me drools on self

Tr0n · Aug 18, 2004

Idonotbelonghere said:
Sorry to hear about teh head Tr0n...
Are you Tr0n from cs that that guy named "*O*" was saying you hack?

The name I use is [hl2g]Tr0n.Was that it?

Bad^Hat · Aug 18, 2004

nw909 said:
www.somethingawful.com

Go check out things like weekend web, photoshop phriday, and reviews of things.

So funny.

Also - http://www.landecay.com/lostinappleton/

Ames · Aug 18, 2004

I was going to make a smiley story, but my laziness prevailed.

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