episode 4: whats the beef?

[Tollbooth Willie]

Roflbeef

 

[ríomhaire]

I use wikiquote for all these

So ... Corporal Beefherd, we meet at last. Please, don't think I have been avoiding you, a great many matters require my attention in these troubled times, I do hope you understand. And now I require a further indulgence on your beef. I cannot close my resaurant until every garbage bag has been tied up. The biggest embarrassment has been the Black Mesa cafe but I think that's finally taking care of itself ... (a nuclear flash from the destruction of Black Mesa occurs at this point) quite so. But there is still the lingering matter of cutlery. I admit I have a fascination with those who clean up and get paid against all odds ... they rather remind me of myself, and if for no other reason I have argued to preserve you for a time in the fridge. While I believe janitors like yourself understand the importance of mops, my Employers are not quite so trusting, and rather than continually subject you to the irresistible human temptation of eating all, we have decided to ... convey you somewhere you can do no possible ham, and where no ham can come to you ... I'm sure you can imagine there are worse...alternatives. especially with your allergy to ham. (steps into portal)

It would have been much more clever to leave the name as Shephard and making it about sheep instead
And besides, this is getting old, fast.

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

really? not for me. this is addictive, and at the moment, my favourite thread

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Shut up beeftards.

 

[586FAC75]

And besides, this is getting old, fast.

Don't piss on the fireworks, this is quite funny!

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

this should have its own thread. the beef thing is getting old though, how about we replace certain words with "balls" instead of beef. someone did this on a dawn of war forum and the results were hilarious.

"I AM THE EMPERORS BALLS INCARNATE!"
"FOR THE BALLS!"
"by the balls, we've won!"

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

Balltards!

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

balls, Doctor Freeman? are they really those...balls... again? It seems as if you've only just arrived. but your balls have done a great deal in a small ball...span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting balls for your services. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them but, these are extraordinary balls, hm? Rather than offer you the illusion of free choice, I will take the liberty of choosing for you if and when your balls come around again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Doctor Freeman. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of...well...I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meanballs, this is where I get off.

 

[Rizzo]

Priceless...

 

[Ap2000]

It would be perfect if HL3 (I don't consider Episode 1-3 being HL3) would be from G-Man's perspective, to get the bigger picture of all the happenings.

but somehow I doubt even Valve has a complete explanation of everything.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Hey! Jay Rizzo, where ya balls?....Er, been!

 

[gusIII]

Did you realize that your balls was open to the highest bidder?

This is more than anyone can eat, but we will persevere!

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]