Essay

[Frank]

I'm suppose to write an essay for Thursdag where I'm suppose to write my own myth... Yes, it sounds strange and it is strange! It's suppose to have a morale but I'm not exactly the man for this kind of thing. Got any ideas?
I want to write about temptation, just like The Story of Adam and Eve...

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Write about how its a myth that games cause people to turn into phycopahic fat swedish people.....



Sorry, just came out of another thread. :rolling:

 

[Dedalus]

ok here's one off the back of an alcohol and weed binge

there's a king and he has a beautiful daughter that everyone wants to shag. meanwhile three knights are passing through and they wish to become the king's royal guard. he says you have to spend a month living in the same castle as my daughter but you cannot touch her. the knights agree because they really want to become part of the king's royal guard. but when they see the king's daughter they start to think they've got themselves into trouble here, but they decide to stick it out. well a couple of weeks goes by and the first knight can't hold it in any longer and sneaks into the princess chamber late at night to have his way with her. he is seen the next morning leaving of his own accord without escorts. a week later the second knight sees the princess is all alone in the stables so he tries it on with her. again, he is seen leaving the next morning of his own accord without any guards escorting him.

the third knight is puzzled but still he wants to be part of the guard so he persists. but the night before he can pass his test he says what the hell i'll go for it, i haven't had a wank in a month. so he sneaks into her room. the princess is waiting for him without any clothes on, so the knight rips off his clothes and jumps into bed. only to find that the princess has a bigger penis than he has.

the morale of the story: don't get tempted by good looking chicks, they're more than likely a man like that fookin miriam of telly.

BOOYA!

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

ahhahahahhahahahah :afro:


Nice storry!!!! :smoking:

 

[Frank]

Write about how its a myth that games cause people to turn into phycopahic fat swedish people.....



Sorry, just came out of another thread. :rolling:

Well, maybe I should descripe it a bit better....

#Morale!!! I need a morale...
#The essay's storyline is suppose to be able to go on 2000 years B.C. and now...
#I want to write about temptation

 

[Sui]

that is a gr8 story lol
i love myths. and i love english. and i love creative writing. This is the kind of homework i would enjoy doing!!! can i do it for u? plzZZZ????

 

[Frank]

that is a gr8 story lol
i love myths. and i love english. and i love creative writing. This is the kind of homework i would enjoy doing!!! can i do it for u? plzZZZ????

If you know danish, yes...

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Heheh, isnt the internet great Frank!!!


You can just ask people to do your homework for you!


Oh and I will try and think about it more seriously

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Or if you are a moderator you can force people to do it for you....Marksman, i've got some History that needs doing an you know i heard that if it isnt handed in on time, people with the name marksmanHL2 get banned from sites. Strange but true...

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

weird......


Thank god my real name isnt marksmanhl2 , just Mark :cheers: :rolling:



Anywho, I don't know jack about history lol.

 

[Fat Tony!]

Homework eh?. Lets sing the homework song : Homework!, homework!, homework!, homework!.

 

[IonGorilla]

Homework eh?. Lets sing the homework song : Homework!, homework!, homework!, homework!.

...and spam isnt cool :dozey:

..........
:O

 

[mortiz]

I thought the homework song was:
God damn it! God damn it!
<six verses of profanity>
God ****ing Damn it!

Nah, that's the coursework-that-needs-to-be-handed-in-tomorrow-and-I-haven't-started song

 

[CyberSh33p]

norse mythology is always fun.

 

[Foxtrot]

Damn, where were you people when I had to write a persuasive paper about how the media is neagtively affecting the public opinion on the war in Iraq.

 

[Letters]

Damn, where were you people when I had to write a persuasive paper about how the media is neagtively affecting the public opinion on the war in Iraq.

That must have been fun...

 

[Lucifer Crass]

The moral should be, Save Energy Mother#^$#er! Sorry I just liked that saying lol

 

[Letters]

Nevermind.

 

[Frank]

Okay, it's going well so far. I've written about a priest who has a wish for big red apples during a church ceremony... I'll tell about it later.

 

[jonnyapps]

ok. solution. watch nothing but cristopher lambert films. you can't go wrong. most of the films are so st00pid and unintelligible you'll leave believing your last 24hrs were myth. Especially Beowulf (the old version)

 

[chu]

do your own homework