Europe home to majority of Zombies

[JellyWorld]

http://it.slashdot.org/it/05/06/01/2255208.shtml?tid=111&tid=218

 

[MarcoPollo]

TOTALLY not what I was expecting.

 

[DarkStar]

The only zombies I trust are the ones grown right here in the good ol' U S of A.

 

[15357]

Death to Europe! Forward, Comrades, Forward in the name of the revolution!

btw, i thought it was about the undead.

 

[DarkStar]

It's stories like this that really make Slashdot "News for Nerds."

But "Stuff that Matters?" I don't think so.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

The only zombies I trust are the ones grown right here in the good ol' U S of A.

They are not grown, they are harvested

 

[Gunner]

It's stories like this that really make Slashdot "News for Nerds."

But "Stuff that Matters?" I don't think so.

Zombie pcs are the reason fresh installations of windows get attacked by blaster worms. Zombie pcs also cost businesses worldwide millions if not billions of lost revenue.

Disclaimer: I may be talking out my ass, who knows.

 

[Steve]

I was about to say! Everybody knows the American Midwest and Haiti have the two highest zombie populations.

 

[Shodan]

Death to Europe! Forward, Comrades, Forward in the name of the revolution!

btw, i thought it was about the undead.

*picks up stick

Get back!

Stay away I tell you!

 

[SimonomiS]

*picks up stick

Get back!

Stay away I tell you!

We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be; we shall fight on beaches, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender.

*picks up cricket bat*
*"Dont Stop Me Now" Starts Playing...*

 

[Pesmerga]

Pfft, that's not inspirational music. Try Tom Petty / Johnny Cash, "I won't back down"!

 

[SimonomiS]

It was a Shaun Of The Dead thing. :E

 

[Insano]

I'll just stand behind you guys

 

[Sui]

TOTALLY not what I was expecting.

Yea, I thought it was a Resident Evil 4 thread or something

Pfft, us Brits are decent folk. This story must be pish. No zombies here Take your dilly dally somewhere else old chap!