Ever had a crush on your teacher?

Dont worry im sure everyone gets at least a little attracted to a teacher at least once in their life.
 
Teachers are crap in bed. Move on.
 
el Chi said:
Anyways, I fancied my GCSE English teacher quite a bit. Alright a lot. But not in a "Hey, I'm still going through puberty and she's in her mid-20s - I'm f*cking in here! Something's bound to happen!" sort of way. Just in a "You're really attractive and really very cool. Why, if we were the same age and I wasn't quite so hopelessly inept with women, oh baby, I'd totally fancy you from afar and not really do anything about it..." sort of way. We got on really well too, which was nice really.
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Quoted for truth, except for the fact we don't have GCSE in Australia.
 
I have a thing for Asian chickies.. but ive never had an asian chick teacher so i can honestly say no i havent..

and besides, they were either male or OLD ladies.. Booo!
 
nope cause they were all old.....

even all my uni lectures were old, save one, but she's only 3 years older than me tops.

Anyhow saying it wont happen is BS, cause it does. However its not a good idea as it leads to a whole whack of problems you don't wanna get yah backside into.
 
CrazyHarij said:
Right, so you all want to marry your cousins and bone your teachers.
Hl2.net'ters scare me :(
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This coming from a dude that dreams of having sex with his mother's bloody torso.
 
CrazyHarij said:
Right, so you all want to marry your cousins and bone your teachers.
Hl2.net'ters scare me :(
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New sig ^_^
 
Ah miss Viete from grade 8; dark long hair, Italian with a french accent (she was the french teacher) always wore tight sweaters (she was very ...."gifted" in that area ;) ) and short skirts ..she was probably about 28 but there wasnt a kid in the school old enough to embarrass his mother in the morning who didnt have a crush on her. Grade 8 graduation I must have asked her to dance a half dozen times ..so did every boy in the class. We were all significantly shorter than her :naughty:
 
Neutrino said:
Oh come on. Lighten up a bit. Enjoy life.

A little incest never hurt anyone. :naughty:

Plus, think of how many more chores your kid can do with three arms.
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heehee :LOL:
 
Pi Mu Rho said:
Teachers are crap in bed. Move on.
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Not my teacher. Ah yes, Miss Benson. I remember her well. Incredibly hot. 5'7", 120lbs, black hair, tan as hell. Almost exotic looking, but mostly hispanic. Man did she have a large chest too. My senior year could never be topped. I had late arrival, two periods of early release, played golf instead of class, and had an intimate relationship with my English teacher.

Maybe it was the age difference, or the fact we weren't supposed to have that kind of relationship, but it was hot. Probably the best I've had. It didn't last too long though, we didn't keep it up when I left for college. But I'll always remember the good times.

BTW: Marrying first cousins is legal. There is also a very small chance that there would be any birth defects. It happens more often than you think.
 
Steelwind said:
BTW: Marrying first cousins is legal. There is also a very small chance that there would be any birth defects. It happens more often than you think.
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You would say that, you're from the South.
(Kidding)
 
Well marrying your cousin isn't legal here :O

At least not first cousins. I think you can marry a second cousin, but still the stigma that comes with marrying somsone who is related is a little too much to handle.
 
without marrying cousins we wouldnt have:

hoedowns
country music
pick up trucks
trailer parks
banjos
GW Bush
 
CptStern said:
without marrying cousins we wouldnt have:

hoedowns
country music
pick up trucks
trailer parks
banjos
GW Bush
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A world without any of that would be bliss, ah... :upstare:
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Pick up trucks?
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Cousins bound by wedlock are an essential component of any well-made pick-up truck. Any fool knows that, Farrow.
 
meh, I'm out of material ...it's been a slow day :)
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I suspect any fool does know that yes...
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:) Hi, I'm el Chi, you may remember me from such construction courses as "How to Build a Home Out of Homeless People" and "Human Vehicle Construction - The Incest Wagon"
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
I suspect any fool does know that yes...
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ouch! so what set you off? the pick up or the country music?
 
No...No I wasn't. Its ok really, but I just....Well...Its always been my dream to sing country music from the back of a pick up truck ;(
 
heheh, I knew it was the country music and the pick up..hehe

country music doesnt sound right if it has an accent.

and I like some country, mostly the old stuff
 
I really don't know where you live, but on the real world teachers are ugly.
 
I don't know about that i had two hot teachers in my old school :naughty:
 
:naughty: Let's get a bet started. Whoever bones the teacher you like 1st get's free copy of Half Life 2. Deal? Cool.

By the way mostly English and Science teachers are hot.
 
I had a crush on my English teacher, I left school now, but luckily I still got the postcard he sent me a while ago.
 
Nah i remember this one math teacher.. man she would purposely drop the chalk on the floor, bend over to pick it up and stick her ass way out while pushing her hair back from her face...

no no no.. that was the porn my roomate was watching last nite.. :D
 
Rebecca said:
I had a crush on my English teacher, I left school now, but luckily I still got the postcard he sent me a while ago.
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:O Postcard? You two were very close .(?)

Just now I was looking at porno, and my mom walked in. :thumbs: what a great day
































Sike.
 
Having sex with a teacher is a learning experience.

;)


No similar experiences for me, all my teachers have been butt ugly.
Except the few guy teachers I've had, which is unfair.. I mean come on, I couldn't care less if my male teacher is 22, but man, where are the female teachers that I could really rest my eyes on..??
 
ok i have to ask: are you a man or woman Sorze???

also, being walked in on while looking at porn...who cares. '**** you i wont do what you tell me'...although if you're young, your probably dead right now :E
 
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