Ever wanted to see Harry Potter have sex with a horse?

[Slacker]

Now you can!

"The 17-year-old actor, who is now a multimillionaire thanks to the Harry Potter films, has been cast as the stable boy in Equus, Peter Shaffer’s controversial drama about a boy’s erotic relationship with horses."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2289090,00.html

 

[evil^milk]

Hahahaha

that is all

 

[Que-Ever]

bwahahahahahahaha

 

[mastag]

best thread title ever!

 

[Geogaddi]

Poor Ikarus isn't around to enjoy this

 

[gick]

D:

 

[jimbo118]

lmfao

 

[Naudian]

I...but... D:

 

[bigburpco]

Oooh.

D:

 

[nutcrackr]

Now we really get to see his wand.

 

[Lucid]

He certainly didn't waste any time. :|

 

[Asknoone]

I must admit, I didn't expect to wake up to this.

 

[mortiz]

Brilliant, I rate this thread 5 star.

 

[Warbie]

 

[Cormeh]

+ :| = D:

 

[staticprimer]

I must admit, I didn't expect to wake up to this.

Well it would seem that this is about the right time to start lowering your expectations.

 

[AntiAnto]

D:

 

[Sulkdodds]

Str...argh...can't...not...that's...ew...wha....guh...I...er....wha...it's...c...d.... D:

 

[AntiAnto]

Str...argh...can't...not...that's...ew...wha....guh...I...er....wha...it's...c...d.... D:

My exact thoughts.

 

[VictimOfScience]

He will play Alan Strang, a psychologically disturbed youth who is interviewed by a psychiatrist after he blinds six horses with a metal spike.

As long as it was a metal spike and not a fleshy one...:O

This one should go over really well with the parents of all of the little kid Harry Potter fans all over the world.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Str...argh...can't...not...that's...ew...wha....guh...I...er....wha...it's...c...d.... D:

Sulky outta words...
thats a first as well D:
seriously tho, regarding the orginal topic, WTF mate? :|

 

[Ennui]

omg rofl

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

someone be creative and photoshop or draw this LOL

 

[xombine]

Never thought beastiality would be this mainstream. D:

 

[Asuka]

I must admit, I didn't expect to wake up to this.

:bounce: LOL :bounce:

 

[Slacker]

Also, just to spice up this thread, here's a picture of Jeff Goldblum!

 

[15357]

D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

 

[Greatgat]

This thread title just ROCKED MY ****ING FACE.

OMG, I ****ing lost it. As for the topic though, D: D: D: D: D:

 

[SimonomiS]

D:

First Dakota Fanning doing a child rape scene and now this.

 

[Ennui]

does this thread really exist or am i still that drunk

 

[Sulkdodds]

RED BLUE YELLOW BLUE

/me does patented stoner/drunkard befuddling hand-motions to Ennui

(If you go 'whuh?' and fall over then you're drunk and/or stoned)

 

[Slacker]

BNLALllhlhlalhlahlaha

13!

scissors!111

 

[Ennui]

lol assholes i'm not drunk just tired, at this point. that was a joke :E

 

[kirovman]

It's kind of a natural progression from Harry Potter, don't you think?

 

[Lucid]

D:

First Dakota Fanning doing a child rape scene and now this.

Wtf? She wouldn't degrade herself like that.

 

[A True Canadian]

D:

First Dakota Fanning doing a child rape scene and now this.

She's doing a what!?

:O :O :O


...this thread is starting to scare me...

 

[Slacker]

Wtf? She wouldn't degrade herself like that.

Believe or not, she's going to be raped in a movie called "Hounddog" about...the Elvis Movement *shrug*

http://imdb.com/title/tt0415856/

Look at the trivia page..

 

[Lucid]

Believe or not, she's going to be raped in a movie called "Hounddog" about...the Elvis Movement *shrug*

http://imdb.com/title/tt0415856/

Look at the trivia page..

Fanning's mother assured that the scene was tastefully done and closely supervised.

Well that's a relief... although since when the fuck is rape tasteful?

 

[SimonomiS]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=396762

The screenplay calls for Fanning's character to be raped in one explicit scene and to appear naked or clad only in "underpants" in several other horrifying moments.

"It's not just the rape scene - the whole story is challenging Dakota as an actress," Fanning's agent, Osbrink, said.

"And I've never been so proud of her in my life. In every scene she gets better and better."

Not the best source, I know.

 

[A True Canadian]

What an odd career choice...for both of them. Daniel Radcliffe as a guy with an erotic horse relationship, and Dakota Fanning's character involved in an explicit rape scene.

Both could potentially be career suicide.