Ever wanted to see Harry Potter have sex with a horse?

I'd have sex with a real horse if they paid me enough money...actually, I'd do it for free.
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And Dakota Fanning is ****ing creepy.
 
People are having to go to great lengths to be original these days. Scraping the bottom of the barrel, so to speak. If you think erotic relationships with horses is crazy, just wait a few years.

How about erotic kung-fu fighting guinea pigs from mars that have rocket launchers strapped to their heads? It's surely original.
 
lePobz said:
People are having to go to great lengths to be original these days. Scraping the bottom of the barrel, so to speak. If you think erotic relationships with horses is crazy, just wait a few years.

How about erotic kung-fu fighting guinea pigs from mars that have rocket launchers strapped to their heads? It's surely original.
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Huh? The play was originally from the 70's, which was like the height of creativeness. (cross between that and the 60's)
 
I'd rather see Hermione with a horse, but beggars can't be choosers.
 
My brain can't comprehend this...... I can't even begin to imagine what he was on when he agreed to this?
Pot?
Acid?
Speed?
Dumbass Pills?
Heroin?
All of the above?
 
It's because he was sick of people only holding three different opinions about him:
A) Isn't he gorgeous?
B) Isn't he sweet?
C) Isn't he dead yet?
 
psh, for anyone who has seen the movie knows that teh main character has awesome sex with a hottie, which is grounds for anyone to want to play that character
 
Minerel said:
My brain can't comprehend this...... I can't even begin to imagine what he was on when he agreed to this?
Pot?
Acid?
Speed?
Dumbass Pills?
Heroin?
All of the above?
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Maybe he wants to show everyone he's a talented actor who can work without wands and flying broomsticks?
 
Oh man, ten points for that joke.

P-P-P-P-PUNISHED!
 
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