Everyone lies about the sizes of their dicks, but....

[15357]

We seem to be doing it the wrong way.

A "7600t Destroyer" that's bigger than 9750t Cruisers:

An ROKN KDX-III destroyer (Front) vs 2 USN Ticonderoga class cruisers (Right next to it). Somebody is lying about the displacement of the two ships here.

Found this on the net, and thought it was pretty funny. For those that don't know, generally speaking, cruisers are supposed to be bigger than destroyers.


We seem to have a tendency to downsize our threatening phallic-shaped vessels of war, I suppose. Apparently the KDX-III's real displacement is around 10,000t ~ 11,000t.

 

[CptStern]

Everyone lies about the sizes of their dicks

this might be true(er) in your part of the world :E

 

[15357]

Lol, probably.


I always wonder why Asians were given smaller dicks.

 

[StarBob]

I always wonder why Asians were given smaller dicks.

Buoyancy.

 

[Barnz]

it is a ship

 

[Hectic Glenn]

All I know about naval warfare is what I learnt from Red Alert. So shove your destroyers and show me some dolphins with sonar guns. Maybe then I'll give you some credit and compliment your girth.

 

[Mogi67]

Naval crews have it so easy nowadays; half of the weapon systems on those ships are automated.

 

[Tyguy]

Naval crews have it so easy nowadays; half of the weapon systems on those ships are automated.

plus most of the people in the navy are gay so those long months at sea are a vacation

 

[Maestro]

plus most of the people in the navy are gay so those long months at sea are a vacation

In the navy...

 

[JUL3]

it is a ship

/thread

 

[Krynn72]

Do they have a don't ask don't tell rule for the Navy that prevents people from mentioning they're straight?

 

[ríomhaire]

All I know about naval warfare is what I learnt from Red Alert. So shove your destroyers and show me some dolphins with sonar guns. Maybe then I'll give you some credit and compliment your girth.

Red Alert had destroys and cruisers Glenn :|