Evil Plans and Intentions of the Shadow Government Trying to Murder Americans!!

[CptStern]

omg they're gonna kill .. hey dem are big tittays!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IniZmk0cZXU&feature=channel

Colleen Thomas, a home health administrator turned physicist who specializes in the science of creation. She is also the “mother” of a race of good aliens here on Earth to defend humans from lizard people.

they forgot "big titties!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMOtuN2IRz8&feature=player_embedded

but batshit insane:

At 17:10 in the video I change to a filter that lets you see Archangel Metatron standing behind me and little Jeremiah the Reticulan male that is my closest companion and dearest love. There appears to be a very tall reptilian in front of my refrigerator as well, can't be too sure what that big dude looks like

more crazy videos:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/24753/colleen-thomas-warns-alien-attack-imminent/

 

[CptStern]

no one likes crazy women with big titties?

 

[jimbo118]

Milf, or possibly gilf?

CBA to listen to what she was saying. Just came for teh bewbs.

 

[Dodo]

HAHAAAAAAA!! the second video at 19:08
"And those of you who think i've got porn no there KGGGGGGG get over it KGGGGGG KGGGGGG"
I lolled. : >

 

[EversorAssassin]

I heard her say 'Get in there' at the start of the first video, paused it, and stared blankly into her chest. Seen I need to see.

 

[ríomhaire]

Thread: Evil Plans and Intentions of the Shadow Government Trying to Murder Americans!!

I KNEW IT!
Just look into his eyes and tell me he's not a heartless killer:

Spoiler

 

[Shakermaker]

Damn those bewbs. Too bad she is batshit insane.

Btw she reminds me of the mother from Family Ties.

 

[Warped]

bonors

also I bet she has a full cult following of nerds and lonely middle aged men ready to do whatever she says

 

[Mr Stabby]

Ever noticed how people who point out how clever they are, generally aren't very smart.

 

[Nabobalis]

I do love how many of her videos are rental videos where you have to pay.

Plus Aether physics? WTF! Plus why does she hate Aussies?

 

[CptStern]

apparently she shows a topless pic in one of her rental videos

 

[Nabobalis]

apparently she shows a topless pic in one of her rental videos

That is one way to get the money rolling in.

 

[<RJMC>]

I would gladly volunteer myself to breed her tons of hybrids warriors to fight the draconians

 

[Stigmata]

I KNEW IT!
Just look into his eyes and tell me he's not a heartless killer:

Spoiler

That smile terrifies me.

 

[jimbo118]

I would gladly volunteer myself to breed her tons of hybrids warriors to fight the draconians

lol'd. <3

 

[Remus]

Allow me to voice the quetion that's on everyone's mind. Are those things real?!

 

[Warped]

Allow me to voice the quetion that's on everyone's mind. Are those things real?!

they could be, she could have had a lot of children. also push up bras make the world a better place

 

[Raziaar]

I've never and probably never will understand the attraction to big breasts.

Average please.

 

[Maestro]

That smile terrifies me.

He's just staring at Colleen's epic prow.