Excuses for phoning a girl

[CyberPitz]

Excuses?

"My dog ate it" is usually the best.

"My dog ate my phone, can I come over and use yours?"

 

[AKIRA]

"My dog ate my phone, can I come over and use yours?"

 

[Stigmata]

"My dog ate it."
"Then I have no use for you." *hangs up*

 

[Krynn72]

You: If you hang up, I will kill you.

Her: Keiffer Sutherland?

You: *hangs up*

HAHAHA


You: Wanna go to the mall?
Her: Ok

thread over.

 

[Dekstar]

"My dog ate you"

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

If you need a 'justification' to be calling you probably shouldn't be in the first place.

 

[Naudian]

If you need a 'justification' to be calling you probably shouldn't be in the first place.

Yes.

 

[CookieCuttah]

Just tell her the truth! You're tired of shooting people over the net so you decided to phone her in.

 

[Steven]

Sometimes, man gets bored. So,I want to phone a girl, just for hearing her voice and random chatting. But I need a reason to justify my motive, as well as begin the conversation. What should I say?

Dude, just ring her up and say you want to hear her voice and have random chat. Then talk about random things.

 

[Smoke]

If you need an excuse, you fail. If you want to ring her don`t even think about it. Just pick up the ****ing phone and talk.

 

[DigiQ8]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBTo5LExr0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[CyberPitz]

I hate calling a girl for her to either not pick up, or have her say she's busy. Makes me feel like she's avoiding me.

 

[DigiQ8]

I hate calling a girl for her to either not pick up, or have her say she's busy. Makes me feel like she's avoiding me.

Just tell her
" TALKE TO ME BITCH, WHERES MY MONEY YOU BEEN LATE 4 TIMES, I BE COUNTING BITCH !! DONT YOU RUN FROM ME !!"

 

[AKIRA]

be like "BITCH, GET ME A CHICKEN SANDWHICH N SOME WAFFLE FRIES!!...FOR FREE!!"

 

[Steven]

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBTo5LExr0[/YOUTUBE]

Epic.

 

[Dalamari]

Sometimes, man gets bored. So,I want to phone a girl, just for hearing her voice and random chatting. But I need a reason to justify my motive, as well as begin the conversation. What should I say?

"Get over here and make happy time on my penis, bitch"

That is all.