F My Life

[Jintor]

That dude has one understanding dad.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML

D:

Love the site though.

 

[Darkside55]

^ That story better go somewhere.

A sexy somewhere.

I think what this really seems to reveal is how many people hang around with other people who are completely horrible.

You can find all the horrible people they hang around with posting on Grouphug.

 

[freakyflor]

Today, I asked my boyfriend to have sex. He told me he would rather play ps3. FML

LoL

this site is awesome

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

oh mai lol

Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "n1gger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

 

[Tyguy]

Last night I pissed the couch. FML

Last night I pissed the couch. LOL

 

[Sulkdodds]

F MY LIIIIIIFE
It's now or never
I don't wanna live forever!

 

[Darkside55]

Just live while you're alive, Sulks.

IYL.

 

[CyberPitz]

I read through every post yesterday. Really made work go by faster.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Someone quickly start LML

LOVE MY LIFE

LOL!

?

 

[Tyguy]

what's that song that goes like "live my life, woah Oh oh Oh ohhhh"

very vague, i know

 

[Asuka]

Wow these are to funny. This shit is insane.

 

[Dog--]

what's that song that goes like "live my life, woah Oh oh Oh ohhhh"

very vague, i know

It seems to me, I can live my life! *guitar* Alot better than I think I am!

I guess that's why they call meeEEE!! They call me the workin MAN!

Working Man - Rush?