Fail/Facepalm/Cringeworthy Anecdotes

[VirusType2]

she was telling you to shut the goddam door and get back to baby sitting my kids like you promised you'd do for $2.50/hr

That must be almost $10 in Canadian money


You sure she's worth it?

Course, you probably just need two or three minutes.

 

[CptStern]

That must be almost $10 in Canadian money


You sure she's worth it?

Course, you probably just need two or three minutes.

lol way to keep up with current events ..the canadian dollar is on par with the US dollar and was actually worth more not too long ago. you keep living in your delusional world where american money is worth more and women like to be treated to mcdonalds for dinner

 

[Pesmerga]

He even payed!

 

[CptStern]

VirusType2: the suave sophistication of bond, hefner, bogart, sinatra and george burns rolled into one

 

[Deadpan]

Rofl, Sulk, that's horrible. I think I've got you beat, though:

For everyone who's been living under a rock, the "Your MOM does [insert verb here]" joke is an American staple, but it can be risky. A year or two ago, I was at a party and bumped into a vague acquaintance. I was kinda sloshed, and my friends and I had been making Yo Mama jokes at each other all night, so when he told me he was "so drunk", I responded "your MOM is so drunk!" He immediately gave me a rather angry look and muttered "my mom's dead." Being a drunken idiot, I didn't really pay attention to what his words meant, and immediately responded with "your MOM's dead!" before covering my mouth and apologizing profusely.


I've been pretty careful about that joke ever since :bonce:

Before school ended, I was sitting in study hall. At some point, a girl in the group said something to which I responded with a 'your mom'. I was confused as to why the girl quickly looked upset, until a friend informed me that her mother had recently passed away. I had no idea of this, and made profuse apologies, which may or may not have made things worse. Later on, the study hall still carried the resulting air of gloom, and I told the group around me a joke, the punchline of which involved cancer. I was informed that the girl's mother had passed away due to cancer.

I've been pretty careful about that joke ever since. :bonce:

 

[lefty]

http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=118431

here's a similar thread. Oh yeah.

 

[Jintor]

Here's a new thread, full of new stories. Oh no.

PROTIP: Redirecting to threads a year old on the same topic is not, in fact, what you are supposed to do.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Before school ended, I was sitting in study hall. At some point, a girl in the group said something to which I responded with a 'your mom'. I was confused as to why the girl quickly looked upset, until a friend informed me that her mother had recently passed away. I had no idea of this, and made profuse apologies, which may or may not have made things worse. Later on, the study hall still carried the resulting air of gloom, and I told the group around me a joke, the punchline of which involved cancer. I was informed that the girl's mother had passed away due to cancer.

I've been pretty careful about that joke ever since. :bonce:

My friend Kitty's mom just died of cancer. I was with Kitty the whole time.

 

[VirusType2]

at least i wouldnt take a date or anyone for that matter to mcdonalds :E

Because of their gay agenda, isn't it



I was taking her home from my house, and she wanted to stop at McDonald's before I dropped her off, Mr. Fancy Feast.

It wasn't really a date.

I picked her up and took her to my house and she ****ed me, then I took her home.

It was like 10 years ago, and I worked at Ruby Tuesday's, so it's not like I could afford anything extravagant.

I would have had to drive a few hours to find fine dining around there. This isn't France.