Falling Asleep

[Fliko]

I was wondering if anyone had any tips for trying to fall asleep other then a new matress, I can never fall asleep and always go to school tired, but come back home awake, ending up with never falling asleep again.

 

[Greatgat]

 

[Anthraxxx]

I find that reading helps put me get to sleep....that or masturbation...kekekekeke

/azn laugh

 

[Icarusintel]

have lots of sex... it's really tiring

 

[Dog--]

Stay awake for 2 or 3 days, After 2 or 3 days of no sleep, you'll go straight to sleep!

 

[Ikerous]

 

[Greatgat]

+

You'll be out like a light.

 

[Icarusintel]

just take nyquil (slightly more than the recommended dose) and try to stay awake - if you're not asleep within an hour then you're inhuman

 

[sinkoman]

MUSIC

If you have an iPod or other MP3 player, make a playlist of all your calmest tunes, and just soak in the audiotopia before going to bed.

Right before you knock out, take the headphones out and pause it, and just hit the hay. Hopefully, your MP3 player has an auto shut off feature

Works for me all the time

That, OR...

Think about something that makes you want to masturbate. You don't HAVE to masturbate, but just think about something REALLY REALLY hot.

Was having some trouble sleeping last night, tried it out, and it works pretty good

 

[Greatgat]

Think about something that makes you want to masturbate. You don't HAVE to masturbate, but just think about something REALLY REALLY hot.

Was having some trouble sleeping last night, tried it out, and it works pretty good

Do not discuss anything like this ever again.

 

[bryanf445]

take a sleeping pill?

 

[Icarusintel]

take a sleeping pill?

nyquil does a far better job

 

[bryanf445]

oh, well then take that.... and by the way dont take nyquil on accident before school...worst expierence ever

 

[Murray_H]

Apply one to inside of brain

 

[Anthraxxx]

MUSIC

If you have an iPod or other MP3 player, make a playlist of all your calmest tunes, and just soak in the audiotopia before going to bed.

Right before you knock out, take the headphones out and pause it, and just hit the hay. Hopefully, your MP3 player has an auto shut off feature

Works for me all the time

That, OR...

Think about something that makes you want to masturbate. You don't HAVE to masturbate, but just think about something REALLY REALLY hot.

Was having some trouble sleeping last night, tried it out, and it works pretty good

and how does that work? popping a stiffie and not doing anything about it......

 

[Ikerous]

and how does that work? popping a stiffie and not doing anything about it......

Apparently, shortly after getting an erection he falls asleep.

His poor gf :|

 

[Krynn72]

Apparently, shortly after getting an erection he falls asleep.

His poor gf :|

Lmao.

I actually find music keeps me awake. Maybe its because I know the lyrics of every song on my mp3 player and always end up singing or thinking about them. And I dont listen to hardcore or anything... I would say what I listen to but apparently everyone here hates the genre.

Best thing I can say is to tire yourself out. Do something physical, run, basketball, anything that will physically tire you out.

 

[Greatgat]

Lmao.

I actually find music keeps me awake. Maybe its because I know the lyrics of every song on my mp3 player and always end up singing or thinking about them. And I dont listen to hardcore or anything... I would say what I listen to but apparently everyone here hates the genre.

Best thing I can say is to tire yourself out. Do something physical, run, basketball, anything that will physically tire you out.

So... genre of music? Do tell. You'll probably find someone likes it.

FI, I find that I am regularly lambasted for my love of techno. So go on...

 

[Nat Turner]

I don't sleep unless I'm tired. It's really that simple.

This is why it's impossible for me to have issues getting to sleep.

 

[Greatgat]

I don't sleep unless I'm tired. It's really that simple.

This is why it's impossible for me to have issues getting to sleep.

Oh yeah? What about after viewing...

THIS!?

 

[Krynn72]

Oh yeah? What about after viewing...

THIS!?

But I can read books on the internet!!

So... genre of music? Do tell. You'll probably find someone likes it.

FI, I find that I am regularly lambasted for my love of techno. So go on...

Actually there was a whole thread started on it, and eveyone posted their unenlightened and biased opinions on it, and I would rather not bring it up again

 

[Churack]

I just repeatedly bang my head on the wall.

 

[sinkoman]

and how does that work? popping a stiffie and not doing anything about it......

Well, as I said, you don't HAVE to masturbate.

It's just that after jagging it, you have to get out of bed, wipe up the jazzums off your hands, wash your hands, take a piss, then whipe the jazzums off your whingdangdoodle.

After all of that, unless i'm dieing from lack of sleep, i'd be wide awake.

So like, imagine yourself doing some chick, then you'll be all happy and shit, then you'll fall asleep thinking about banging some chick.

Then, since your brain likes to think about chicks getting banged, 'specially by you, it won't let you wake up, so it can soak up the imaginary intercourse.

Dunno what you'd do if you like the ruff and tumble stuff though, unless whips and cigar cutters are soothing to you :|

 

[Nat Turner]

Well, as I said, you don't HAVE to masturbate.

It's just that after jagging it, you have to get out of bed, wipe up the jazzums off your hands, wash your hands, take a piss, then whipe the jazzums off your whingdangdoodle.

After all of that, unless i'm dieing from lack of sleep, i'd be wide awake.

So like, imagine yourself doing some chick, then you'll be all happy and shit, then you'll fall asleep thinking about banging some chick.

Then, since your brain likes to think about chicks getting banged, 'specially by you, it won't let you wake up, so it can soak up the imaginary intercourse.

Dunno what you'd do if you like the ruff and tumble stuff though, unless whips and cigar cutters are soothing to you :|

Wow...

 

[EC]

Do you have to be so... visual?

 

[SimonomiS]

Mmm cigar cutters.

 

[Murray_H]

Well, as I said, you don't HAVE to masturbate.

It's just that after jagging it, you have to get out of bed, wipe up the jazzums off your hands, wash your hands, take a piss, then whipe the jazzums off your whingdangdoodle.

After all of that, unless i'm dieing from lack of sleep, i'd be wide awake.

So like, imagine yourself doing some chick, then you'll be all happy and shit, then you'll fall asleep thinking about banging some chick.

Then, since your brain likes to think about chicks getting banged, 'specially by you, it won't let you wake up, so it can soak up the imaginary intercourse.

Dunno what you'd do if you like the ruff and tumble stuff though, unless whips and cigar cutters are soothing to you :|

 

[Steven]

Drink Port.

 

[jondy]

Drink Port.

I actually did that last night in bed, and yea, it puts you right out. It must be its unbelievable sweetness.

 

[ailevation]

A lot of times getting stoned doesn't put me to sleep, it gets me so paranoid. I get scared that I am going to die if I shut my eyes, so I stay up, as everything I see is slo-mo.

 

[Ikerous]

I get scared that I am going to die if I shut my eyes, so I stay up, as everything I see is slo-mo.

wth kinda bud do you smoke

 

[Skaadi]

Phenergan. Its an anti alergy medicine but it puts you right out. The annoying thing about it is that you have to up the dosage after a while. Dont make the stupid mistake I did and take more than 4 though. :x

 

[jondy]

Edit- actually i was thinking and nyquil really doesn't put u to sleep. If u drink a half bottle to a whole bottle of nyquil ur going to trip. Not like on shrooms but a different weird kind of trip, a robotrip named after robotussin.

Holy shit, the hardcoreness! Respec'!

Or you could, y'know, just take one or a couple, like it says on the label. But still, respec'.

 

[Ren.182]

Hehe, this thread gave me a few giggles ^_^

But yeah. I find reading a good book gets me sleepy.

 

[Sieg]

I have around 3 ways that works really well for the past 13 years.

Think your making love with someone really hot.

Read a good book, not comics, just a book.

Call your GF over and tell her to stay over for the night. (You know the rest)

 

[Top Secret]

Man, it's 4:20 AM. I have to get up for school in an hour and 40 minutes. And I'm not even tired. =/

 

[Sieg]

Man, it's 4:20 AM. I have to get up for school in an hour and 40 minutes. And I'm not even tired. =/

Jesus, when the hell did you wake up this morning?

 

[Shippi]

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[Cormeh]

Be more active during the day. Exercise. Cut down on caffeine drinks.

 

[Icarusintel]

Edit- actually i was thinking and nyquil really doesn't put u to sleep. If u drink a half bottle to a whole bottle of nyquil ur going to trip. Not like on shrooms but a different weird kind of trip, a robotrip named after robotussin.

that's why you only take slightly more than the recommended dose... not half the damn bottle, or even all of it - oh, and nyquil's really bad for robotrippin because it has acetomenaphine (sp?) which can kill you if you take too much