Famous Last Words

Damn you Freud I was in the process of adding Groucho's quote in there!

Anyways,
Socrates said:
Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius. Will you remember to pay the debt?
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Domonic Willard said:
Why yes, A bulletproof vest.
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Willard was a small time foot soldier during the Prohibition just before his death by firing squad, he was asked if he had any last requests.


Barry White said:
Can't get enough of your love, baby.
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"What do you mean "DONT CROSS THE BEAMS!!"?"

"These cannibal nazi ninja space pirates don't look all that dangerous."
 
* Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!
o Who: James French.
o Notes: French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.
 
I was working at Jiffy Lube and this was the first time I was putting away oil filters in the pit. This guy comes in and starts having an argument with my manager (who I hate btw). Anyways the guy says to my manager, "you want me to start something with you mother****er?" So my manager says, "I will **** you up." The guy pulls out a pistol out of pants and points it at my managers chest. So I'm thinking, "oh shit, I'm gonna witness somebody being killed!" :eek: What does my stupid manager do? He yells at the guy, "You think your a tough guy bringing in a gun? Shoot me. Come'on you brought the gun, use it." And the guy just says, "**** you" and walks away to his car and speeds off. I guess my manager was saying stuff about him and this guy just got out of jail. We didn't even call the cops.

Thinking on that day, if he started to shoot everybody to remove any witnesses, he might have shot me in the pit. I already was thinking if he shot my manager to just hide in some small, dark, corner in the pit. That was my last (hopefully) and first crappy job. Not good final words telling the guy with the gun, "shoot me!"
 
He should of shot em. He was literally asking for me.
 
Raziaar said:
He should of shot em. He was literally asking for me.
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No he should'nt because this guy was obviously crazed enough to bring a gun to a fight. Whats stopping him from shooting other people? Now I think about it there is'nt much I could do if he searched for people that were hiding like a 17yr old kid in a oil pit. I could maybe hit him with a tiny 6inch wrench or somehow get above ground and run away.
 
sinkoman said:
Well, you would TECHNICALLY still be alive, but...
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but you wouldn't want to be.


No he should'nt because this guy was obviously crazed enough to bring a gun to a fight. Whats stopping him from shooting other people? Now I think about it there is'nt much I could do if he searched for people that were hiding like a 17yr old kid in a oil pit. I could maybe hit him with a tiny 6inch wrench or somehow get above ground and run away.
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I was just joking... :) I know it probably was a very scary situation for you... and I wouldn't of wanted him to shoot anybody. When nothing bad happened... it makes it easy to add a little humor to the situation.
 
"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'!"

Who: James French.
Notes: French, a convicted murderer, was sentenced to the electric chair. He shouted these words to members of the press who were to witness his execution.
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:afro:
 
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