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The other night, me and some of my mates got into a conversation about which of us had met the most famous people in everyday situations (like in shops, at the pub etc. Gigs dont count). So anyway, a pair of my friends were in Covent Garden in London a couple of months ago, and Ricky Gervais walked into them (literally). I won in the end though, because once I spent 15 minutes in a queue behind Jude Law.

So - who has met the most famous person in an everyday situation? Discuss!
 
I've met the Former Governor Jane Hull (while she still was) and several congressmen.
 
On my way back from school I saw Jason Stratham (from Lock Stock and the Transporter), as well as James Nesbitt...ok not the most famous people.
My sister saw Kelly Brook in our local newsagent, unfortunately i wasnt there.
 
Met the lead singer of The Automatic in HMV.

I bet none of you have even heard of them. :(
 
swiss said:
On my way back from school I saw Jason Stratham (from Lock Stock and the Transporter), as well as James Nesbitt...ok not the most famous people.
My sister saw Kelly Brook in our local newsagent, unfortunately i wasnt there.
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I hate you for that :|

The jason stratham part that is.
 
The dad of my nephew met the president of Brazil, lol
 
Beerdude26 said:
The dad of my nephew met the president of Brazil, lol
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Your brother or brother in law? edit: well I guess if its out of wedlock youre right nm
 
I saw Ian Wright in Blockbuster video and Clive from Neighbours (that's going back a bit) at East Croydon train station.

Beat that!
 
I met Eva Longoria and made sweet love to her in the back of my car.
 
Warbie said:
I saw Ian Wright in Blockbuster video and Clive from Neighbours (that's going back a bit) at East Croydon train station.

Beat that!
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East Croydon, Australia? Thats like 20 minutes away from me. Awesome.
No idea who Clive from Neighbours is though.

Met Michael Jordan through the Starlight Foundation back in 1999. Got to have lunch with him on the third floor of his restaraunt. He's awesome, and very modest, and my family convinced him to flip his eyelid for us. It was awesome.
 
xlucidx said:
I met Eva Longoria and made sweet love to her in the back of my car.
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Oh, sweet fantasy.

I haven't met any famous people really. Seen a few perhaps.

I've talked with a fair amount of game developers online though...
 
I've been within 10 meters of the queen.
And about 15 meters of George Galloway.

Didn't get to speak to either of them though :(
 
Sparta said:
East Croydon, Australia? Thats like 20 minutes away from me. Awesome.
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Not quite. East Croydon that's near London. I'm also 20 mins from it - spooky :)
 
SimonomiS said:
Met the lead singer of The Automatic in HMV.

I bet none of you have even heard of them. :(
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I have. They're ****ing good :)

I'm seeing them in August.
 
When I took a trip to the Hampton's I met Rosie Odonald and Martha Stewart.
Nothing to get exited about though
 
My brother talked to Goatse once. Goatse has a girlfriend.
 
Wish i'd met Ricky Gervais, i've never bumped into him yet :(

Met Stephen Fry, Clive Anderson, Alan Davies (when i went to see QI), Derren Brown (after a live show), Teddy Sheringham (lived local), Arsen Wenger (came to my school), Iain Duncan Smith (shook his hand at a presentation evening, ergh), spoke very shortly to Jimmy Eat World about futures (at milton keynes national bowl), and some other cricketers and sports people that are unknown. My mother bumped into Martin Jol the other day actually, pretty jealous still :(
 
SimonomiS said:
Met the lead singer of The Automatic in HMV.

I bet none of you have even heard of them. :(
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I know that band. Although apparently their album isnt great even, though their single Monster is good.
 
Danimal said:
My brother talked to Goatse once. Goatse has a girlfriend.
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Are you sure? From the goatse man interview I assumed he was single (yes straight too which is baffling.)

I'd link to it but it has pictures that'd get me banned.
 
you know that's one of life's mysteries I'm not all that keen on solving
 
CptStern said:
you know that's one of life's mysteries I'm not all that keen on solving
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It's actually a good read / a mature well done interview. LOL.
 
an article on some guy who's asshole is big enough to be used as storage ..a guy's who's infamous for showing the world exactly what shade of pink/purple/disgusting his insides really are ..heh thanks but no thanks :) ...I draw the line at assholes :E
 
Wait realized I could just copy paste and not have to worry about pictures.
Word filter takes care of any too touchy language thankfully.

BME: When did you first realize that your ass could be the source of pleasure?
While watching porno films I saw women getting dick in their ass all the time and they seemed to like it a lot, so I thought I'd give it a try.

BME: What was it like the first time you stuck anything in your ass?

I was about twenty at the time the first time I tried it. The first time -- actually most of the first year -- I took no pleasure from it. But, I knew that the porn stars seemed to enjoy it, so I stuck at it and grew to love it as well.

BME: Why did you start putting larger objects in?

I saw gay films where men who were taking whole arms up their ass were getting pleasure from it. I learned to take pleasure from stretching my ass, and the wider I opened it, the more pleasure I took.

BME: How quickly were you able to move up to bigger items? Do you have a training regime?

It took me about two years to be able to take a wine bottle, and four years to take a 32cm ball. Recently I've been able to take a big ball, much bigger than the bottle. To pass that level I had to first train my ass with bigger bottles, like 1.5L pop bottles. There were a number of painful sessions with a lot of blood and ass-hurt for about four days after each session.

Because I am not comfortable writing in English, I will tell you my personal method in French.

BME: Thanks, I'll do my best to translate it for the readers. (Note: The following answer was translated by BME -- I apologize for errors in the translation.)

When I first started, I was using small bottles of shampoo. After that, I tried small apples, and then bigger ones. At this point I'd put a year of stretching in, and bought myself a large dildo.

My method was to dilate my ass as often as I could -- every day, even if just for a short while. Before starting it's important to use a large dildo; use it to both warm up and clean your ass, so make sure you stick it up all the way. When you find that you can take this large dildo without any work-up or preparation, then you know that you're ready to take it to the next step.

Then, in each session, to get your bottom prepared, put in a big cucumber. Soon you'll arrive at a point where even the biggest cucumbers you can buy at the grocery fit easily in your ass. Now you're ready to get serious. Buy a small Coke bottle, and use that in your ass. When that passes in and out easily, move on to bottles of wine. Once you can take wine bottles easily, you can move on to even bigger things.

If at this point you're having trouble with the 1.5L Coke bottle (just try not to force it out because the bottle is very hard), you can also have slower stretching fun with candles. Try putting them in one by one and seeing how many you can fit in -- at this time I was putting in about fifteen at the same time. The candles are great because they allow your anus to stretch very slowly.

Once the 1.5L Coke bottle can enter your ass, train every day or two (use a large dildo first, then the bottle every session). Most of the time I use Vaseline, but don't do what I do in this case. I think that the best lubricants are the ones you can buy for this in a sex shop.

When the 1.5L bottle is passing easily, go out and buy plastic balls that start at a diameter a little bigger than the bottle. Play with those, and with time, and a little luck, you'll arrive at my level too. (Don't feel bad if you're just beginning -- when I first started, I could barely shove a finger in my ass).

What I'm going to tell you now is very important if you plan on doing extreme sessions and taking large gauge. Do not bandage your ass. Do not tighten your buttocks. Try not to get an erecection -- you want the blood to be in your ass lips, not in your cock. It's not easy, but it's important that you think of nothing and empty your mind. It's absolutely necessary that you concentrate on your breathing. Don't think of the pain; know that it will pass. The real secret though is to breath -- and remember, without the pain, it's IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE THE BIG ONES!



BME: What does it feel like? Is it sort of like getting ****ed by a really well hung guy?

I want to make it very clear that I'm not gay -- I LOVE WOMEN!

BME: I'm sorry -- I imagine people must make this mistake all the time?

All the time, yes. Frankly I'm getting fed up with it.

BME: But you didn't tell me you'd gotten the idea for the bigger play from watching gay porn?

Yes, but the gay aspect never aroused me -- just the ass part. The films only helped show me that men enjoyed anal play as much as the women did.

I just want to find a woman who wants to play fisting with me (to fist me, or to let me fist her). I'm searching for one or two or more women to join me in my play -- I want them to stretch my ass with four hands at the same time while my body is supported. If there are any French women reading this, please write me -- it's my dream to do this performance.

Back to your earlier question, playing with a very large object feels a lot like having to take a shit very urgently. Even though you feel like you need to shit, that's just your imagination, and you can get extreme enjoyment with your ass so full.

BME: Do you like the way your ass looks when it's all purple and blown out?

Not at all, I prefer it when my ass accepts the stretching without any damage.

BME: Have you ever bled from the bigger objects?

Maybe eight or ten times I've had blood, but it was mostly because I didn't use enough lubricant.

BME: So... how big do you think you can go?

I'm looking for a bigger ball right now. I want to push my stretching as far as my body can physically support. I go slow though, because I never use drugs or anesthetics of any kind; I prefer feeling all the pleasure and the pain!

BME: What's the difference between pleasure and pain?

When I reach the limits of stretching, the pleasure and pain merge into the same feeling -- the pleasure this brings is amazing! Just two days ago I managed to put in a ball 37cm around (that's almost 15"). The feeling of pushing that out of my ass was indescribably pleasurable. Next time I do that I'm going to be sure to video tape it -- I'm sure I could probably even make money with that one!

BME: What are some of the objects you've stuck up your ass?

I've stuck up two big cucumbers at the same time, 1.5L and 2L Coke bottles, balls of all sizes, every size of wine bottle, lots of big butt plugs, etc.

I had a lot of trouble taking the 2L bottle because it doesn't fit in the ass gently. I can take a bigger ball, but a big rubber ball deforms to fit the shape of the ass -- it doesn't get smaller, but it's an easier fit.

BME: After a session, how long does it take for your ass to go back to normal?

Just five or six hours usually.

BME: Does it hurt afterwards?

No, not at all, but for the next few hours I can feel the ass's big lips.

BME: Are there permanent effects?

Yes -- my ass is bigger than ever!!!

BME: Do you need to wear a diaper? Does everything still work?

I'm not a baby!!! Everything is normal for me. All of the "anal destruction" I've done was done by me with care, and my ass is as normal as yours is... Although sometimes when I'm taking a crap it's huge because I've now got the capacity to really stock up. My digestion is trouble free though, and I've had no problems at all.

BME: What sorts of emails do you get from your fans?

Well, I don't know that many people online, but mostly admiration, asking for advice, and I've met a few other ass stretchers who've sent me pictures of their stretching.

BME: If someone wants to starting putting bigger things up their ass, how should they get started?

Take it slow. Start with little toys, and take your time growing your ass.

BME: Have you told any of your friends or sex partners about your ass play?

Oh, no! Up until now it's been TOP SECRET!
 
Hmm...

I saw Steven Tyler in a mall once. In 6th grade, I went to the Gravity Games and got Andy Macdonald and Bob Burnquist to sign my board. I've skated with Kris Markovich and Andy Roy, and had my board set up for me by the King of Freestyle (Dave Vey- a local pro). So yeah, pretty much just Steven Tyler and a bunch of pro skaters.

EDIT: hahahhha, that's great :LOL:
 
Rakurai said:
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:O how is that a "good read" ...I'm starting to see a side of you Rakurai I had no idea existed :naughty:

btw I couldnt get past "When did you first realize" without making the sign of the cross ..and I'm a freakin atheist :O
 
CptStern said:
:O how is that a "good read" ...I'm starting to see a side of you Rakurai I had no idea existed :naughty:

btw I couldnt get past "When did you first realize" without making the sign of the cross ..and I'm a freakin atheist :O
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Funniest part

BME: Are there permanent effects?

Yes -- my ass is bigger than ever!!!
 
I saw loads of artists & bands live
I met Ruud Gullit once (and a couple of other Dutch celebs you prolly don't know)
I asked Steve Balmer a question during a press conference
 
People I've meet seen aren't really famous but I'll list them anyway:

Ages ago, at Alton Tower's, I saw one of the Blue Peter presenters. Connie I think it was.

In Milton Keynes shopping centre I saw someone I knew was from some TV drama but don't know which as I don't even know his name.

When I was younger, I was friends with a lad whos Dad played a part in "The Last Samurai" and various other movies/shows.

I think there are others but I can't remember.
 
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