Fancy Dress

[oldagerocker]

I've got 2 days to prepare a decent enough fancy dress costume for a party on Saturday... so, i need your help. Im all out of ideas and I have zero money.

So what could I go as?

Also, what've you been as at fancy dress shindigs? What've you seen others dressed as? If they're dressed at all

 

[Murray_H]

For my first year at uni I have been:

Shrek
A rich c*nt (literally)
a mexican (stereotypical)
A tranny
A pirate
a Lockerbie bomb victim

 

[SupremePain]

Why was I expecting a E-bay sale, with a guy posing in some sort of Go-Go-Gadget dress.... :O

But anyway, go as a neo nazi, psychopathic yet sophisticated and hey..... worked for prince Harry!

 

[kirovman]

Joseph Stalin.

Also went with a toga once, Roman style.

 

[Shodan]

Ninja, easy, black tee shirt round the head.

Or just go as something really shit, like one of your friends,

"Who are you supposed to be?"
"I'm you!"
"Oh."

 

[Feath]

http://animalx.com/citadel/fcmain.htm

 

[Shippi]

I told you, zombie!

 

[SimonomiS]

I've got 2 days to prepare a decent enough fancy dress costume for a party on Saturday... so, i need your help. Im all out of ideas and I have zero money.

So what could I go as?

Also, what've you been as at fancy dress shindigs? What've you seen others dressed as? If they're dressed at all

Micheal Jackson. You could moonwalk and everything.

 

[oldagerocker]

I thought about the jackson thing... i'd need white gloves and trousers too short for me! And a white shirt etc... and big glasses. Possibly too much expense there... but its an option.

 

[SupremePain]

Micheal Jackson. You could moonwalk to the kindergarden.

:O oh my...

 

[SimonomiS]

I thought about the jackson thing... i'd need white gloves and trousers too short for me! And a white shirt etc... and big glasses. Possibly too much expense there... but its an option.

You might have to stay Home Alone then.
*grabs his coat...*

 

[oldagerocker]

Home alone :O coats?

hmm... should i be worried?

 

[kirovman]

You might have to stay Home Alone then.
*grabs his coat...*

First his parents left him home alone while they went on holiday to France for Christmas. Then they were separated on a holiday to Florida and he ended up in New York. Worst of all they let him goto Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

Can Macaulay Culkin not take a hint?

 

[oldagerocker]

Think i could dress up as Macauley then?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Go as Max Payne. He's hardcore. All you need is a leather coat, a shirt and tie, and floppy dark hair, and you're there.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[oldagerocker]

i have dark hair, tie and shirt... and access to guns. Leather jacket could be a prob but my mate has one, although it wont fit, he's 6' 6"

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You don't own a leather jacket??!? It's an important part of everyone's wardrobe - I'd advise you to go out and buy one at the earliest oppertunity.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Shippi]

A pirate. Ninja pirate?

 

[oldagerocker]

You don't own a leather jacket??!? It's an important part of everyone's wardrobe - I'd advise you to go out and buy one at the earliest oppertunity.

-Angry Lawyer

They cost £300 .. hey you're a lawyer, you're minted. Give me some money, i am but a lowly student

A pirate. Ninja pirate?

So... a japanese ninja... with a pirates hat on?! :O

 

[Eminent]

Easy, if you have no money then just toga it up. All you need is a white bed sheet.

 

[Shippi]

They cost £300 .. hey you're a lawyer, you're minted. Give me some money, i am but a lowly student


So... a japanese ninja... with a pirates hat on?! :O

Pretty much. Don't forget the hook. And the Eyepatch. And the 'Arrrr'

 

[oldagerocker]

<3 pirate jokes

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

If you're going to be a pirate, attach a steering wheel to your crotch. You must do this, or your failures as a human being will only be compounded further.

 

[sabre0001]

went as a pimp once - had a ton of chains (one of a 50p piece but no-one got the joke really). Had a cool hat (when drunk, everyone takes it) and got assaulted by a girl cos of it...


Fun times!

 

[Shippi]

If you're going to be a pirate, attach a steering wheel to your crotch. You must do this, or your failures as a human being will only be compounded further.

You must do this.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

If you're going to be a pirate, attach a steering wheel to your crotch. You must do this, or your failures as a human being will only be compounded further.

Man, that'd probably drive him nuts.

...

Yeah, I'll slap myself.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[oldagerocker]

If you're going to be a pirate, attach a steering wheel to your crotch. You must do this, or your failures as a human being will only be compounded further.

i thought of that need a steering wheel :smoking: (and some method of attachment)

 

[el Chi]

http://www.tronguy.net//
http://www.arr-the-kraken.com/projects/duffman1.php

Both of those are just wonderful. A friend recently had a cartoon-themed fancy dress thing. I was gonna go as Bender but didn't get my suit done in time. I also thought of Zapp Brannigan, but then I also thought that short skirts and unwanted erections do not a good party make.
Well, I suppose it depends on what sort of party it is, but seeing as we were at a club...
Well, I suppose it depends on... Oh you get the picture.

I went to a Halloween party as Edward Scissorhands once. I looked awesome (like really, really awesome), although it was really hard to drink with cardboard spikes for fingers...

 

[oldagerocker]

aw man, that duffman costume looks win... but i dont have the time or money for paints n stuff, well, not allot.

 

[bryanf445]

For my first year at uni I have been:

Shrek
A rich c*nt (literally)
a mexican (stereotypical)
A tranny
A pirate
a Lockerbie bomb victim

ewww! sounds interesting, i might have to try that mexican idea

 

[Murray_H]

ewww! sounds interesting, i might have to try that mexican idea

It was a lot of fun (as was the spin the bottle game after the bar crawl :angel: )

The rich c-nut one was for Mr. Durham, we had to go as sterotypes of Durham. It went down pretty well, but the costume was ridiculous (a pair of tights filled with newspaper, covered in pink fabric, the pelvic region of the tights formed a nice hood complete with fur mohawk, my face as a certain senstive part of a lady, a pink t-shirt, and fake £20s stuck to it).

 

[xLostx]

I thought old age rocker was looking for a dress lol I was like hmm coulda sworn he was a guy :stare:

 

[Ames]

I thought old age rocker was looking for a dress lol I was like hmm coulda sworn he was a guy :stare:

I thought the same exact thing. It's the damn British and their slang.

oar needs to go as a cowboy. FOR THE AMERICAN STEREOTYPE!

/me yawns.

 

[oldagerocker]

Yee Haww!!

Well, i could go as a woman :naughty:

 

[venturon]

A dick 'tater.

Cut a hole through a potato and slide it over your penis. You'll be the life of the party.

 

[Venmoch]

Meh just get some cosmetic fake blood from somewhere. I think I still have some lying around here somewhere.

 

[oldagerocker]

I got some stuff from the shops today, im going as a pirate and im attempting to make the steering wheel

 

[el Chi]

A dick 'tater.

Cut a hole through a potato and slide it over your penis. You'll be the life of the party.

That's awesome

 

[Razor]

Just borrow one of your mums dresses and wear that...

 

[Jangle]

http://www.tronguy.net//

that man is really scary..
i bet he has no friends