Favorite acronyms

[dream431ca]

We all know what these are:

lol = Laugh out loud

ROFL = Roll on the floor

My favorite one is this:

SFUPC = short fat ugly psycho chick

 

[CrazyHarij]

TBH and lolcano

 

[Dalamari]

Not really an acronym

ROFLCOPTER!

half acronym, half noun

 

[bud7miker]

Wtf?!

 

[HatRabit]

a/s/l

 

[leadfish]

laser and acronym are the best acronyms imo To the best of my knowledge (I heard an english professor say this), an acronym has to actually form a word that can be sounded like normal words eg: dildo - double income, little dog only, laser et cetera. In the case that I'm wrong, I also like rtfm.

 

[OCybrManO]

DOPE - Director Of Product Enhancements

(the title of the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert)

EDIT: ... and, yes, an acronym is supposed to be pronounced as it is spelled.

 

[Chris D]

FCUK - French Connection UK

 

[nw909]

DOPE - Director Of Product Enhancements

(the title of the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert)

EDIT: ... and, yes, an acronym is supposed to be pronounced as it is spelled.

el oh el

RTFM is a good acronym

READ THE ****ING MANUAL!

 

[OCybrManO]

Here's another of my favorite acronyms:

BOHICA (bo·hee·ka) - Bend Over, Here It Comes Again

... and here are some fake abbreviations:

MARINE - Muscles Are Required; Intelligence Not Essential
US ARMY (spelled backwards) - Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up
MCSE - Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
DELTA - Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
WINDOWS - Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space

 

[Sprafa]

IBM - International Bussines Machine.

It's quite scary if you really think about it.

 

[ZeeM]

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
TWAIN - Technology Without An Interesting Name
APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
WWW - World Wide Waiting
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

 

[v1p3r]

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Conplicated Industry Acronyms

 

[Murray_H]

BOBFOC - body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

 

[Foxtrot]

Stfu!!

 

[Maxi]

TILF and MILF and WGF.

 

[Brian Damage]

GNU: GNU's Not Unix

NTSC: Never Twice Same Colour.
SECAM: Something Essentially Contradictory to the American Method.
PAL: Peace At Last.

PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

AFK: Away From Keyboard.
OOMM: Out Of My Mind.

WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get.
WYGIWYGAINGW: What You Get Is What You're Given And It's No Good Whining.

TLA: Three Letter Abbreviation.

 

[Murray_H]

TILF and MILF and WGF.

GILF :naughty: :x

 

[Maxi]

TILFs and MILFs are more cool acronyms

 

[Brian Damage]

Oh, yeah...

SSDD: Same Shit, Different Day.

 

[DreamThrall]

Oh, yeah...

SSDD: Same Shit, Different Day.

hehe, nod @ stephen king reference ...if that's what it was meant to be, that is.

FCUK - French Connection UK

hey, fcuk you too.

 

[Cooper]

How could you guys forget?

FUBAR - F'ed up beyond all recognition

 

[DreamThrall]

I like FM ... "f-cking magic" ...

Got that from work... whenever we make something work, and we can't figure out how we did it.... its FM.... f-cking magic.

 

[OCybrManO]

How could you guys forget?

Since we're on the subject of people forgetting things... you forgot all of the other military acronyms (especially FUBAR's two brothers: SNAFU and TARFU).

Here's an index of tons of military abbreviations/acronyms.

 

[CyberSh33p]

I heard the most awful acronym the other day, wish I remembered...

oh well.

G - Good

 

[fantasiser]

Subaru STI-
Subaru Sexually transmitted infection

Coincidence?
I THINK NOT

 

[Brian Damage]

hehe, nod @ stephen king reference ...if that's what it was meant to be, that is.

They really made the end of the movie weird...

 

[Sgt_Shellback]

EOAU = Marine

Enemy Ordanance Absorption Unit

 

[NeptuneUK]

i like:

subliminal messages...

You
Obese
Underdevelopped

Arguementive
Rubbish
Engrossed

Threatening
Idiotic
Thoughtless
Skinheads