Favorite Body Wash

Warped said:
Also does anyone still just use plain soap anymore??
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What's wrong with plain soap? I use it.

Except when I'm at the gym, then it's more convenient to use something in a container ie. shower gel. I used some Adidas gel before, but 2 days ago, when faced with a dilemma at Tesco, whether to buy 200ml of some known brand or 300ml of an unknown one, for half the price, I went with the latter. It's shower gel ffs. I didn't even notice the scent staying on for more than a few hours when I used the Adidas one.
 
Irish Spring Body Wash.
I do not like to use a bar of soap, because then someone else uses it and it gets all sick nasty. Also it dries skin.
 
I use this.

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Body wash? What the ****. It's called a bar of soap.

Whatever the **** is in the soap bar holder thing. Same applies with shampoo.
 
bar soap reminds me of that Chappelle Show episode when he made fun of white people for leaving too many pubes on the bar soap in the bathroom. it really is nasty
 
Irish Springs bar of soap for me.
I put it in a loofah pouch thing.
 
I use my man juice, it makes me smell manly.

Bunch of ****** queers with your bars of soap and body wash.
 
Real men use hydrochloric acid and a cheese grater. Followed by a salt rub.
 
I take two large pumice rocks, squeeze soap all over them and start abrading my skin until it bleeds.
 
You soap users know that bar soap doesn't kill bacteria, they actually live on the soap. Atleast with body wash, it's a new gob every time so no bacteria (or not as much).
 
Dog-- said:
You soap users know that bar soap doesn't kill bacteria, they actually live on the soap. Atleast with body wash, it's a new gob every time so no bacteria (or not as much).
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That probably only goes for people who scrub themselves with the bar of soap.
 
Dog-- said:
You soap users know that bar soap doesn't kill bacteria, they actually live on the soap. Atleast with body wash, it's a new gob every time so no bacteria (or not as much).
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EXACTLY why I use Cuticura, it antibacterial.
 
You guys actually buy specific brands?

I use the cheap-ass 18-oz bottle of soap from Wal-Mart. There's not a ****ing difference between it and other brands of soap, fags.
 
Maestro said:
You guys actually buy specific brands?

I use the cheap-ass 18-oz bottle of soap from Wal-Mart. There's not a ****ing difference between it and other brands of soap, fags.
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yes theres a big difference. at least with Gillette's my skin is soft and girls are constantly touching my arms at work and smiling. ever since i used it i've been getting more intimate with random people. also i do agree with you on the walmart brand products though. i used to buy the expensive eye wash Optifree but now the Walmart brand both keeps my eyes more moist and i can buy 2 for less than the price of one bottle
 
Warped said:
yes theres a big difference. at least with Gillette's my skin is soft and girls are constantly touching my arms at work and smiling.
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Wow, those girls sound like politicians!
 
I think Joey in Friends said it best:
Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
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Shower gel all the way for me. I think I tend to have Lynx ones.
 
Dog-- said:
You soap users know that bar soap doesn't kill bacteria, they actually live on the soap. Atleast with body wash, it's a new gob every time so no bacteria (or not as much).
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Soap doesn't kill bacteria, but it does seem to wash them off pretty well. And why would I want to accelerate the evolution of bacteria to become resistant to antibacterials? :p
 
fact: I live with 3 guys (for the next week), one of which leaves his pubes on the toilet, under the seat. Somehow leaving a bar of soap in there would always keep me guessing, and bringing it in and out is a pain in the ass.

**** that, i don't want other people's bodily fluids on me or knowing they could be. If axe or any other body wash product I use didn't use gay commercials they might not instill that image in your bar soap minds.
 
I never shit in public because a lot of guys are nasty and leave a lot of crap and hairs on the toilet. also i couldn't imagine going into the army and shitting in front of people and showering with them. we had to do it in elementary school and it was really awkward.
 
You had to shower in front of everyone in elementary school? That's weird.
 
i'd prefer a mile radius to the nearest person when i'm crapping, it's your most vulnerable moment. If some psycho breaks down the door and your mid-way to stool jettison you can't perform ninja like abilities to defend yourself. At least not without getting shize everywhere.
 
Tyguy said:
If axe or any other body wash product I use didn't use gay commercials they might not instill that image in your bar soap minds.
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I don't know where these tards are getting their hate. Fact: Body wash is faster, and u don't leave that shit lying on in a platter of crap.
 
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