Favourite classic movie quotes :o

[Kouler]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning! - Apocalypse Now

By classic, i mean before 1990

 

[Danimal]

<3 Smokie and the Bandit but not enough to make quotes of them.

 

[Hazar]

yeah, it's pretty old, but this is a pretty good compilation of quotes

 

[oldagerocker]

Monty Python > all. hehee

Arthur: I am your king!

Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!

Arthur: You don't vote for kings.

Woman: Well how'd you become king then?

[Angelic music plays...]

Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!

Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!

...

Dennis: Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!

 

[Incitatus]

hehe nice one oldagerocker I love that movie

How'd you get the cocconuts?

We found them!

...

Are you suggesting cocconuts migrate?!

 

[Javert]

"Here's looking at you kid."
-Casablanca.

 

[Incitatus]

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

'The Third Man'

 

[SimonomiS]

"Luke...I am your father..."
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
"...April Fools!"

And if I have to put what film thats from Ill drink a litre of salt water...

 

[The Monkey]

ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!
One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!

 

[The Dark Elf]

"Flash! I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"

I mean come on, its a classic

 

[AntiAnto]

"Fly, you fools!"
- Gandalf, Lord of the Ring - The Fellowship of the Ring

 

[MrMan]

"Fly, you fools!"
- Gandalf, Lord of the Ring - The Fellowship of the Ring

Pre 1990 silly clown

"Arrggghhhhhhh"
-Janet Leigh, Psycho

 

[Dalamari]

LoTR= not a f***ing classic movie

"Oh Paulie? Won't see none o' him no more" ~ Clemenza, Godfather pt.1

 

[AntiAnto]

Hmm... it seems I can't read a post correctly... *me returns to bed*

 

[The Monkey]

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

 

[Recoil]

"Do you have a horse for me?"
"We've got three... so, one too few!"
"Naw man... two too much!"

-Charles Bronson, Once Upon A Time In The West

 

[CR0M]

Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen

there's somethin out there... and it ain't no man

thank you - for not smoking

I know you boys have been through a lot, but I'd rather not spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS ****ING COUCH

you're gonna need a bigger boat

squeal like a pig, boy

I mean it's BIG, it's... it's like a MAN

come with me if you wanna live

that's no moon

 

[baxter]

Movement, movement all around.

Don't know, can't lock in but I'm telling you something is moving in here and it isn’t us.

 

[Pressure]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[Ranga]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

"Have you ever been in a turkish prison?"

 

[Polaris]

"Flash! I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"

I mean come on, its a classic

:thumbs: Yeah, its best quote!
Also its in great song by Queen - Flash Gordon. Flash aah, save you in the universe....

 

[Steve]

"Kato! Not now, you foooel!"

 

[firemachine69]

Sic vis pacum para bellum: If you want peace, prepare for war - Unknown

Only the dead have seen the end of war - Plato

"You're a ****ing emo alcoholic. Worst combination ever" - friend Jessica (LMAO @ Jes!)

Walther PPK. 7.65mm. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them. - Zukovsky (Goldeneye)

Need I remind you 007, you have a license to kill, NOT to break the traffic laws. - Q (The World Is Not Enough)

"'I will answer from the mouth of my canons'" - Frontenac

Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in the world nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes. - Letter to Jean-Baptiste Leroy [Nov. 13, 1789]

 

[A True Canadian]

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse."

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit."

 

[el Chi]

"Arrggghhhhhhh"
-Janet Leigh, Psycho

Nah, that quote's from The Birds.

 

[Anoma|ous]

Day of the Dead:

[Zombie named Bub saluts Rhodes]
Dr. Logan: Apparently he was in the military! Return the salute! See what he does!
Captain Rhodes: You want me to salute that pile of walking puss? Salute my ass!



"Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kill! The people it kills, get up and kill! " -- Dawn of the Dead (1978)

 

[DarkStar]

"Gentlemen! There's no fighting in here, this is the War Room!"

-Peter Sellers as the President in Dr. Strangelove (1964)

 

[DeusExMachina]

"The stuff dreams are made of"-The Maltese Falcon

 

[Ranga]

"What, in this???"

"This baby has a few surprises yet"

...

"And I suppose this was one of them "

-Star Wars Ep IV

 

[herbster]

"Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[DeusExMachina]

"Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a ****** grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?"-Way of the Gun

"Bob had bitch tits"-Fight Club

"Twenty-eight days... six hours... forty-two minutes... twelve seconds. That... is when the world... will end."-Donnie Darko