Favourite game quotes!

[Loke]

"Come back to bed, Duke!"

"I'm ready for some action now!"

 

[Bob_Marley]

That was worth bending over for...

Cythia "Fox" Guzzman - Jagged Alliance 2

Did I ever show you my ear necklace? It knida stinks, but its sooo beutiful...

Greg "Spooky" Block - Jagged Alliance 2: Unfinished Business: SOG '69 (mod)

Pick one, anyone, I feel like killing somebody!

Damn, hardly any ear to collect

Louisa "Buzz" Garneu - Jagged Alliance 2

I hope I'm gettin' paid for all these operations that dont offically exist!

Cpt. John Mann - MIA

 

[Baal]

"Your death only adds to my failure." - Vaelastraz the Corrupt, World of Warcraft.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

"It was near the end of the war, and after 4000 years the Core Empire stood on the brink of final victory over the Arm rebellion."

 

[ZoFreX]

Man, anything from Starcraft or Warcraft, those games crack me up. Particularly this exchange (it was around two months of playing before I heard the second part of this, and I almost lost the game from laughing)

Demonhunter: Darkness called… But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!," but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls.

Dreadlord: (phone rings) "Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number."

 

[Man|-|unter]

More Max Payne!

Up on that rooftop I was a Ninja, my Kung Fu was strong. I wasn't kidding anybody. At best I was Superman on kryponite, about to fall into where it all went down. Max Payne, Max Payne

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Max Payne, Max Payne

I had a bullet with Nicole Horne's name on it. I had ten thousand bullets with the hag's name on them. She had ultra high-tech security systems, enough mercenaries and weaponry to start World War III. There was no fear. Max Payne, Max Payne

 

[Solaris]

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Max Payne, Max Payne

Max payne didnt make it up, nor the developers.

 

[Black_Hat745]

Duty is everything.
The greatest of joys
The saddest of sorrows

-Lady aribeth de tylmarande

Neverwinter nights

 

[Bob_Marley]

Micro Piglets stalk your dungeon, Keeper, beware!

The very rock yawns in anticipation of your next facinating move...

You have an ecess of misstresses, there's a word for Keepers like you...

-The narrator bloke, Dungeon Keeper 2