oldi1knoby
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Ok, so when Marty McFly went back to the Future the third time, he banged 2 hookers in a Saloon. Doc Brown was unaware of this, or he would have intervened. One hooker gave birth to a bouncing baby boy named Shamus Newell. He is the great great great great grandfather of Gabe Newell. The other hooker had a baby boy named Jethro Bowen. He is the great great great great grandfather of Kevin Bowen, who is also known as Fragmaster(I personally like to call him the leader of the OMG THEY CHANGED THE RELEASE DATE ON HL2 NEWBIES). Their families have had a rivalry for over a century for reasons only known to themselves.
So, when Fragmaster realized his arch nemesis was planning on a Sept 30 release date, he was furious. After he quickly denied the release date, enticing a gaggle of newbies to cry out. This gave him a legion of idiots under his power. Hundreds upon hundreds of these newbies created false E-mails claiming them to be from Gabe. Most of these E-mails stated the release date was November, and other's just asked if you wanted a longer penis and a Mortgage on your house. Fragmaster's plan wasn't working. The idiots were acting like, idiots. They weren't instilling enough panic. So he made a horrible movie on Planethalflife, which instilled more rage in the geeks. The ones who agreed with him cackled with glee. Those that opposed him spammed him with porn E-mail. Others, who had never heard of HL2 still felt enraged at him. Why? Two Words: DoomHouse. Only one man can come out on top of this battle of the Geeks. Get your seats early at the Blaisdale box-office. Seating is general admission, and tickets are expected to sell out early. BE THERE!
Remind me not to write any more at 4 in the morning............
So, when Fragmaster realized his arch nemesis was planning on a Sept 30 release date, he was furious. After he quickly denied the release date, enticing a gaggle of newbies to cry out. This gave him a legion of idiots under his power. Hundreds upon hundreds of these newbies created false E-mails claiming them to be from Gabe. Most of these E-mails stated the release date was November, and other's just asked if you wanted a longer penis and a Mortgage on your house. Fragmaster's plan wasn't working. The idiots were acting like, idiots. They weren't instilling enough panic. So he made a horrible movie on Planethalflife, which instilled more rage in the geeks. The ones who agreed with him cackled with glee. Those that opposed him spammed him with porn E-mail. Others, who had never heard of HL2 still felt enraged at him. Why? Two Words: DoomHouse. Only one man can come out on top of this battle of the Geeks. Get your seats early at the Blaisdale box-office. Seating is general admission, and tickets are expected to sell out early. BE THERE!
Remind me not to write any more at 4 in the morning............
