Feeling the urge to bite something?

[morgs]

I'm skipping all replies because I'm sure they are stupid.

I get the same feeling now an then. If I'm petting a doggy, I might have a weird sensation in my canines. While I don't understand wtf is up, I've been known to gobble some doggies biscuits or something. I feel for ya, and...uhh....YAH!

I'm not sure what canines are in humans, but whenever my cat is near my face the insides of my cheeks get a real weird sensation. If I hold my lips closed and blow my cheeks out hard I hear these popping and squeaking sounds in my cheeks, anyone else do that?

edit: try it now, it feels great...

 

[Danimal]

^ I used to have to do that every morning at my old acting academy - it's like stretching your legs if you're a runner.

EDIT: Also some people I know of at a dog biscuit factory eat said biscuits on their tea breaks.

 

[morgs]

Oh so it's actually a good thing? what's the point of it? so you can talk easier or something?

 

[Danimal]

Yeah kinda', I think it was to help with that kind of "Cramp" you sometimes get in your face when you laugh too hard and long.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I sometimes go through a pack or two of pencils a month. Whenever I get bored while drawing something I start chewing on the pencil until it breaks. Not good for the teeth.

 

[morgs]

I'd use pencils but they'd be broken in half in seconds.

I might get a stick and rap a rag around it like in Gladiator...

 

[Danimal]

You should chew on bones.

Not cooked ones!

Dried, smoked bones. I sell them to dogs 'cause they don't splinter in their throats and hurt them, die, etc.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I have been constantly been tense to the point where I unconsiously grit my teeth

 

[morgs]

That's another thing, I grind my teeth to music. That's just a bad habit though....

 

[MFL]

How bout chewin on a nice pair of breasts.

(Hot damn, post numba 500. Only took me six years. And what a post it was, too.)