Final night in my house and...

[craig]

I can't sleep.

I'm moving house tomorrow and I can't bloody sleep. Typical. Funny thing is I've lived in the house I'm in now for seven years and I can't wait to leave it. Way too many Chavs on the street I live on. Ugh!

 

[xombine]

Perfect time to put a time capsule behind a wall in the house.

 

[craig]

lol, I don't think the council would appreciate that. The walls are paper thin anyway. Not enough space between them to put a note, let alone a capsule.

 

[short recoil]

I think you should leave a "suprise" in the house somewhere.

 

[losermeetsworld]

I think you should leave a "suprise" in the house somewhere.

Coiled turd in the closet. Always works.

 

[Nat Turner]

Burn the house down.

 

[short recoil]

Burn the house down.

Best idea yet!

Leave a 20kg propane cylinder in the middle of the house for effect!

 

[craig]

Well it's an end terrace house with 3 other houses attached to it, so burning it down is out of the question.

The furniture in the house is mine and will be going with me, so leaving a turd in the closet is out of the question too

 

[short recoil]

Well it's an end terrace house with 3 other houses attached to it, so burning it down is out of the question.

Chain reaction? watch them all go in line.

The furniture in the house is mine and will be going with me, so leaving a turd in the closet is out of the question too

Leave it in the middle of the floor then, like a dog.

 

[OvA]

Turn a closet into a shrine to Winston Churchill

 

[JNightshade]

Turn a closet into a shrine to Michael Jackson. It'll have a much funnier effect.

 

[Fliko]

I think you should leave a "suprise" in the house somewhere.

I got gum from inside a house I recently moved to before... I don't remember if I had them or not. Its a question of if they were drugged or not.

 

[OvA]

Turn a closet into a shrine to Michael Jackson. It'll have a much funnier effect.

When was the last time MJ held his ground to advancing Nazis? Huh? Answer me that!

 

[Nat Turner]

Kill yourself so that the house becomes haunted.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Hows abouts pissing on the carpet in the bedrroom sieeu crap I keep mnaking typos

 

[Uriel]

Bury some Indians in the house (the pow wow kind). Thats how Polterguist started.

 

[Shodan]

Get some old furniture and glue it all the the roof, upsidedown, but in perfect place.

 

[craig]

Lol, I like that one.