Finally, a reason to be morbidly obese

[CptStern]

A nearly 600-pound man was able to hide a pistol and ammunition from Houston, Texas police and jailers for more than a day while he was in custody by stashing the gun between his rolls of fat.

I'm surprised the police didnt harpoon him upon discorving he was armed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ2vrrFkgV4

http://www.ksn.com/content/news/als...n-in-rolls-of-fat/B8Sa_xAjh0eZUttTRdreOA.cspx

 

[Murray]

"Meanwhile at Valve"

 

[Raziaar]

I'm packing an FGM-148 Javelin right now.

 

[Tyguy]

the word "man" should never follow the words 600-pound...by this point he is an entirely different species..homo-haveityourwaypian

 

[CR0M]

Inside every fat man there's a skinny guy with a gun trying to get out.

 

[Eejit]

To be fair it probably wasn't concealed intentionally. The gun most likely dropped in there some time ago and the guy just didn't notice.

 

[delusional]

I can understand why the cop wasn't thorough in his investigation. :x

 

[CptStern]

ya, he found a ham sandwich in there last week

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

Why would he need a gun? Just learn sumo and he could take the entire police force.

 

[MJ12]

If you shoot him, he just gets bigger.

 

[Tyguy]

If you shoot him, he just gets bigger.

bullets are either eaten or they bounce off his flabby yet resilient skin.

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

If you drop him in the combat pit or the training room, when he gets to level 4 he learns to use the noxious fart spell. He also works hard in your workshop making traps but requires a big hatchery or he will get angry and sleep until food arrives. Furthermore he is an exellent fighter but is very slow in combat. You might want to keep him seperate from your skeletons or else they will fight each other.

 

[Uriel]

Inside every fat man there's a skinny guy with a gun trying to get out.

Bwhahaha

 

[Eejit]

If you drop him in the combat pit or the training room, when he gets to level 4 he learns to use the noxious fart spell. He also works hard in your workshop making traps but requires a big hatchery or he will get angry and sleep until food arrives. Furthermore he is an exellent fighter but is very slow in combat. You might want to keep him seperate from your skeletons or else they will fight each other.

Awesome

 

[Lucid]

If you drop him in the combat pit or the training room, when he gets to level 4 he learns to use the noxious fart spell. He also works hard in your workshop making traps but requires a big hatchery or he will get angry and sleep until food arrives. Furthermore he is an exellent fighter but is very slow in combat. You might want to keep him seperate from your skeletons or else they will fight each other.

Oh God damn it, I'm going to have to reinstall that now.

 

[Vegeta897]

Sacrifice him in the temple with a mistress and demon spawn to get a reaper.

 

[13LACKBISHOP]

Get him to level ten + possesion then go strait for king reginald and OWNED. Killing king reginald with the farts was hilarious. What a way to end a game.

EDIT

Also spider/fly/him gets you a warlock and a reaper.

EDIT AGAIN

7 spiders gets you one of his cousins thats level 10.

 

[Murray]

 

[Stigmata]

What a badass.