First commandment of being a man

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Don't wear g-strings at the beach. In fact, Do NOT wear g-strings.

Discuss.
 
i agree..unless you're gabe newell, then you can do whatever the hell you want!
 
Second commandment of being a man, on these forums. Don't post threads like this.
 
Never suckle from the teet of another man...
And especially not at school durring lunch...
People will find it odd.. So will the other man...
::Speaking from experience::
 
Ikerous said:
Never suckle from the teet of another man...
And especially not at school durring lunch...
People will find it odd.. So will the other man...
::Speaking from experience::

How are you supposed to get milk to go with your lunch then?
 
I would say goto your female friends
But they dont really like that much...
At least not when its me doing it. :/
 
Ikerous said:
I would say goto your female friends
But they dont really like that much...
At least not when its me doing it. :/

Well, I wouldn't do that. Perhaps the cafeteria stocks Icarus milk though. That would be good with lunch.
 
Well Icarus is a teacher
At the school i attend
So on occasion i go to
His room and get some
Milk from him... I'm fairly
Sure thats not illegal :-/
 
The one time I DID do that, I sun burned my arse so bad I couldent sit for weeks :(
 
I've never worn a g-string
I do wear thongs though :-/
Cept i wear em under my jeans
So i dont get sun burned
Man, i love waring women's underwear
::entirely serious::
 
I would quite say its
An adverse effect : )
Its actually rather nice.
 
Letters said:
:eek:


So this Icarus milk has adverse effects does it?!
Adverse?!?! What the hell are you talking about, man?

You obviously haven't tried wearing women's clothing before :hmph:
 
Especially thongs...
Seriously... try it
Its awesome.
You'll never go back
To wearing boxers
 
Ikerous said:
Man, i love waring women's underwear
::entirely serious::

uhh... wouldnt it be kinda hard for a guy to wear womens underwear? especially that kind?
 
bliink said:
uhh... wouldnt it be kinda hard for a guy to wear womens underwear? especially that kind?

No.. that, er, area, is
usally fairly maluable
 
Ikerous said:
No.. that, er, area, is
usally fairly maluable

I knew you would say that... but I just had to ask didn't I? (and i was trying to stay out of this thread lol) :stare:
 
bliink said:
uhh... wouldnt it be kinda hard for a guy to wear womens underwear? especially that kind?
I think you, perhaps, overestimate our dear Ikerous... ;)
 
I just realized that my, err
length, is almost exactly 1/10
of my height. Thats weird.

Wait... wtf was the point
of this thread again..
 
I have seen guys at the beach in g-strings, or things that LOOK like them anyways.

Its not a pretty sight.
 
Ritz said:
I have seen guys at the beach in g-strings, or things that LOOK like them anyways.

Its not a pretty sight.

Its more of a shock rather than anything else... its like.. "what the?" because its not a common thing..
 
Wanna burn your eyes?

Check this. Be warned.
(you can't read the text, but it's not about the text with bathingsuit boy)

And why just wear a thong when you can wear a bikini?
* goes off to wax his bikini line *
 
PvtRyan said:
Wanna burn your eyes?

Check this. Be warned.
(you can't read the text, but it's not about the text with bathingsuit boy)

And why just wear a thong when you can wear a bikini?
* goes off to wax his bikini line *

*burns out his eyes with a red hot poker*
 
This is weird, Ikarous, wearing womans thongs, this is actually preet gay. They look sexy on woman, not man.
 
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