First Grade Teacher: Santa's fake, kids!

in fact I wrap my dogs present and put a sticker on it saying "from santa" ...how crazy is that? dogs are colour blind they cant tell it's christmas wrapping! ;)
 
CptStern said:
in fact I wrap my dogs present and put a sticker on it saying "from santa" ...how crazy is that? dogs are colour blind they cant tell it's christmas wrapping! ;)
your dog's color blind? that sucks, maybe you need a new dog ;)
 
Icarusintel said:
your dog's color blind? that sucks, maybe you need a new dog ;)


all dogs are colour blind ..but it's not the same thing as being colour blind for a human
 
CptStern said:
all dogs are colour blind ..but it's not the same thing as being colour blind for a human
i guess i need to put sarcasm tags more often.. yes, i know dogs are color blind

Oh, and Samon, do you want me to wrap a present for you and put a nametag on it? I'll even "Personally" deliver it, if you know what I mean :naughty:
 
CptStern said:
all dogs are colour blind ..but it's not the same thing as being colour blind for a human
My brother is colour blind. Green is brown to him and I think Red is diffrent also
 
I think there are different variations of colour-blindness. There's the common inability to distinguish red and green, and the rarer black and white colourblind.
 
My brother always thought that grass and plants were brown untill someone told him they were green
 
No because he had never seen a pickle before (He was like 3) and he asked my dad what that brown thing on his plate. But there was no Brown thing on his plate, That is how we knew
 
Come on guys! I thought we all new by now that santa is dead!
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My parents tried to make out santa was real, i worked out it wasn't by the time i was like 4, as soon as i twigged they didn't hide the truth.
 
Da-Muffin-Man said:
Come on guys! I thought we all new by now that santa is dead!
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Interesting how a kid that age who is smart enough to read would still cry upon llearning Santa is fake.
 
*Sees thread title* *Begins quivering and bursts into tears*
 
I never believed in Santa, my mother made damn sure of that :|:hmph: :|
 
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