First official photograph of Kim Jong-un, next leader of Northkoreanistan

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(FAR LEFT) He looks like a pig, apparently he's at 90+kg.



Reminds me of his grandfather. I remember his death.
 
This explains the food shortages.
 
I hope his waistline doesn't go any further north, or else we might have someone even crazier taking over.
 
Kim Jong Il is a ****ing rockstar.
 
I heard the new guy was actually more liberal and supports non-shittery of the people.
 
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DEATHMASTER said:
I heard the new guy was actually more liberal and supports non-shittery of the people.
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Speculation.

Interestingly, after the Great Leader and the Dear Leader this ones going to be called the 'Brilliant Comrade'.
 
he looks like he's about to shit his pants. hopefully this tin pot tyrant will have the balls to actually do something not like his wuss of a predecessor. this waiting for something to happen is killing me

...but seriously; it looks like they've been grooming him to be exactly like his father ..probably lacks the edge/insanity of his father. he's young and probably one starcraft match away from giving up this whole tyrant business and going fully western
 
He'll be much more reasonable once he inherits his father's sunglasses collection.
 
South Korea must be jealous.
 
Solaris said:
Speculation.

Interestingly, after the Great Leader and the Dear Leader this ones going to be called the 'Brilliant Comrade'.
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That sounds to me like a botched translation. They wouldn't call him any kind of Leader while Jong-Il is still alive to continue being Dear Leader. I think once Kim passes on, Brilliant Comrade is going to get a name tag upgrade.
 
ktimekiller said:
Who is the man in the center?
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I think that's Jang Sung-taek, the 2nd in command of Kim Jong-il. I think he was one of they guys that kept Kim's lineage alive by helping maintain close ties with the military.
 
Where were the cruise missiles?


:dozey:
 
He looked a lot better in the Homefront trailer.
 
Stigmata said:
That sounds to me like a botched translation. They wouldn't call him any kind of Leader while Jong-Il is still alive to continue being Dear Leader. I think once Kim passes on, Brilliant Comrade is going to get a name tag upgrade.
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A Botched translation. Brilliant comrade doesn't imply any kind of 'leader' status, what are you talking about?

Unless you mean the great leader, who was the dear leaders father.
 
Tony said:
He looked a lot better in the Homefront trailer.
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Hahah, I was just thinking about that. Will they leave it as it is, or will they replace that actor, with images of the real guy?
 
Solaris said:
A Botched translation. Brilliant comrade doesn't imply any kind of 'leader' status, what are you talking about?

Unless you mean the great leader, who was the dear leaders father.
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No, I mean in terms of inferrences. Reporter learns that Kim Jong-Il's successor is currently titled "Brilliant Comrade" -> reporter likely incorrectly infers that this title will remain when he becomes leader of the country.

I really can't see the NK government calling Kim's successor <anything> Leader while Kim is still alive. It would be hugely disrespectful and precocious.
 
Stigmata said:
No, I mean in terms of inferrences. Reporter learns that Kim Jong-Il's successor is currently titled "Brilliant Comrade" -> reporter likely incorrectly infers that this title will remain when he becomes leader of the country.

I really can't see the NK government calling Kim's successor <anything> Leader while Kim is still alive. It would be hugely disrespectful and precocious.
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Aha yes of course, my apologies.

long live the dear leader, great leader and brilliant comrade.

North Korea now has a trinity.
 
The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. Well, in a few weeks anyway.
 
All fat asians look the same. OLOLOLOLOL
 
His fat ass needs to live a day in the life of an NK farm laborer. He's spent too long riding in daddy's fancy sports car collection nom nom'ing on lard filled rice balls and American candy. Gross.

All is forgiven if he doesn't saber-rattle all day like daddy and treat his people as horrendously as his daddy, though.
 
Here's an interesting question.

Let's say for the sake of argument, that he would eventually come to his senses and make peace with South Korea, leading to a unified Korea. Would he then be tried, and executed, or given a Nobel peace prize? LOL
 
SK wouldn't kill him if he offered peace, they'd be internationally scrutinized to hell. His family, on the other hand, might poison him or throw him off a cliff.

Fortunately(?), North Korea is all about having one leader dictate everything, so maybe it would carry some weight (lol) if this fatty decided to bring NK out of the dark ages. Jong-il looks ****ing awful and decrepit, I wouldn't be surprised if they just propped up his dead body and slapped some sunglasses and makeup on. Damn.
 
Open this thread.

See nothing but hate.

Laugh at how all countries will be the same.

Go back to crafting tin-foil suit of armour.
 
No, I think his father has brainwashed him since he was a child. Even if he could think for himself, he probably won't have the courage to do so until well after his father dies.
 
VirusType2 said:
No, I think his father has brainwashed him since he was a child. Even if he could think for himself, he probably won't have the courage to do so until well after his father dies.
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I find this pic funny for some reason. Numbers is so dead (sorry)

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There was this great clip on RTÉ news of a reporter standing in front of a big crowd of North Koreans at one of these events and he just turns around to the crowd and shouts:
Reporter: Kim Il-sung
Crowd: Hurray!
Reporter: Kim Jong-il
Crowd: HURRAY!
Reporter: Kim Jong-un
Crowd: HURRAY!

It was really funny and bizarre. Can't find it on youtube though.
 
Haha, yeah he's looks like he knows his country is totally ****ed
 
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