First Time?

[ComradeBadger]

Just wondering, this is for those who have lost it..

Did it mean anything to you?
Was it romantic etc?
Enjoy it?



Just post your feelings

 

[Zerimski]

Yes, yes, yes.

 

[Alsi]

yes (because the girl did)
yes (a shower together, some candles and plenty of time)
yes (but it got a lot better since then)

my feelings: If they don't fix the dam wall-penetration in CS:S, i will be terribly disappointed

 

[Gunner]

Yes, yes, yes.

A man of few words

And you're really oldschool Zerim, 1984?! sheesh haha!

 

[Zerimski]

A man of few words

And you're really oldschool Zerim, 1984?! sheesh haha!

Absolutely. Back in the days when it was just me and Munro.

...and that's strangely on-topic...

 

[Champ]

Absolutely. Back in the days when it was just me and Munro.

...and that's strangely on-topic...

Disgusting but funny :E

 

[Pressure]

Absolutely. Back in the days when it was just me and Munro.

...and that's strangely on-topic...

Oh just you and Munro? I see how it is... Was I not good enough for you?

 

[Warbie]

Absolutely. Back in the days when it was just me and Munro.

...and that's strangely on-topic...

roffle XD

we talking brown wings here?

 

[Champ]

Guess how he earned his moderator status... :E

 

[Zerimski]

Oh just you and Munro? I see how it is... Was I not good enough for you?

I waited almost 19 years for you! 19 years!

 

[Deadline]

I waited almost 19 years for you! 19 years!

Im getting jealous...

/me sulks in corner

w00t 1000 posts!!!! ... what a worthy topic too !

 

[ComradeBadger]

Pffft back on topic guys ;(

Mine wasn't really romantic or meaningful, but it felt good :E

 

[CptStern]

Did it mean anything to you?
Was it romantic etc?
Enjoy it?



Just post your feelings

no
no
yes and no

it was a looooong time ago but it wasnt all what I expected. Let's just says it's hard to remain focused when her sister is in the same room pretending to be asleep ...and before you ask. ..I tried...she wasnt into it

 

[Deadline]

... lol ...
Well for me it was my first and only time;
1. yes
2. not really (dad was downstairs playing homeworld 2, figured he would be busy for a while, so after 15 min or so he came up the stairs. I didnt think it was possible for anyone to get pants on so fast)
3. Of course

 

[DarkStar]

..........Be gentle.

 

[Varg|Hund]

No.
No.
Yes.

Was drunk =/
Though I DID enjoy it :E

 

[Champ]

back on topic:
Same as Varghund, I guess I enjoyed it. Twas' some time ago and I had some of the fine russian happyness-water in me belly (read: vodka)...

 

[Cybernoid]

I haven't had a first time because I'm not into prostitutes (who are about the only people available).

 

[Crushenator 500]

hmmmm.....
my first cheese toasty, eh
it meant quite a lot to me. some might even call it a 'religeous experience'
it was great, and i loved every second of it!
the cheese and bread combined heavenly when it came out.
i look forward to having many more!




they might be giants - istanbul

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Wow...I was going to say cheese toasty.

Anyway, I haven't and won't until I marry.

So my answer to this question will be Yes, Yes, Yes

 

[Deadline]

Wow...I was going to say cheese toasty.

Anyway, I haven't and won't until I marry.

So my answer to this question will be Yes, Yes, Yes

Yea thats what I said too Damn hormones... they screw your judgment.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Yea thats what I said too Damn hormones... they screw your judgment.

I take it you let yourself go...I would say that I can control myself though. Even when I was the most drunk I've ever been I still maintained my control(After there were....advances). I think of it as my strength and my weekness. That control is something I find hard to let go of...

 

[Deadline]

Well, she wanted it and so did I at the time, I regret it at times, but its over and done with. Dont plan on doing it again till I marry though, so keep your fingers crossed.

 

[Recoil]

So, that's why you have to compensate your needs in other forms, like smilie-robbery?

 

[Zerimski]

Well, she wanted it and so did I at the time, I regret it at times, but its over and done with. Dont plan on doing it again till I marry though, so keep your fingers crossed.

Going about it the wrong way there. You want to keep her legs crossed.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Well, she wanted it and so did I at the time, I regret it at times, but its over and done with. Dont plan on doing it again till I marry though, so keep your fingers crossed.

Or legs as the case may be


and recoil...I never stole this smily to compensate...I did it for Truth, Justice and the American way of life So says 'Superman'

 

[Deadline]

LOL... good tips, thanks haha.

Ill take that to heart seeing it came from two mods

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Ah yes..I see he got in there before me. :|

 

[Recoil]

.I did it for Truth, Justice and the American way of life

Why the hell didn't you just tell me?! I would have given it to you right away!

 

[PvtRyan]

Did it mean anything to you? - Well... yeah
Was it romantic etc? - Well... morgue's aren't exactly romantic
Enjoy it? - She was a little stiff and cold... but it was alright..

:x

 

[Deadline]

Did it mean anything to you? - Well... yeah
Was it romantic etc? - Well... morgue's aren't exactly romantic
Enjoy it? - She was a little stiff and cold... but it was alright..

:x

Hmmmm so how did she like it?

 

[Recoil]

Ahahahahaa that's too good...

 

[Feath]

Well, of course it meant something to me but it wasn't romantic.

I was 16 and had only been going out with my girlfriend for a week. She was my first girlfriend. We were on our way to see a gig, but the buses were on strike so we couldn't get there.

I went back to my house, because my parents were away, and listened to music whilst getting off with each other. I just remeber one song playing "She shook me cold" by David Bowie (http://www.teenagewildlife.com/Albums/TMWSTW/SSMC.html). Anyway, after a bit, I say "Do you wanna go upstairs?" and she goes "yes".

What follows what really confusing for me at the time, I had no idea what to do, I'd only ever seen it on tele. She didn't mention anything about protection so I just assumed it was okay to go without. (I've been told this was a very "Guy" thing to do, being arrogant enough to think "It's not my problem if she gets pregnant" but it more of a "Feath" thing to do, I was just thinking "Please, I hope she knows what she's doing, because I don't").

So I eventually manage to work it out, and half-way through she saids something awful.
"Will you promise me something?"
"Yeah?"
"Pull out before you come".

I'm thinking "ARGH", it's not the kind of thing you want to here during your first time, I'm panicking in case I get it wrong and she ends up pregnant. Anyway, I manage to come away babyless.

And that's problem way too much information than you all needed to know.

 

[Deadline]

And that's problem way too much information than you all needed to know.

You mean, way too much info that we DIDNT need to know... right?

 

[Feath]

You mean, way too much info that we DIDNT need to know... right?

Whoops yeah.

I should learn to proof read.

 

[h00dlum]

My first time was in some bushes drunk a cold swedish september night..

 

[HatRabit]

umm....my first first time, well i was drunk and clawing her eyes. we were both covered in mud and she was screaming like crazy and her face was turning red. i tried to hit her but then she kicked me and i collapsed.
I never even got the candy back.

we're talking about the first time we beat up our sisters right....

 

[CrazyHarij]

I've still got it.

/me holds on to his dear virginity.. and cries ;(

 

[ComradeBadger]

Feath. In my case, she said she was on the pill.. I hope to **** she was

 

[PvtRyan]

we're talking about the first time we beat up our sisters right....

Uhh.. yeah.. if naming it 'beating your sister up' (some sort of black pimp slang?) turns you on.. then yeah... we're talking about beating up sisters.... whatever floats your boat.

I never even got the candy back.

Feath. In my case, she said she was on the pill.. I hope to **** she was

But that doesn't protect you against STD's, so if your... familyjewels start to swell up tomorrow, run to the doctor