Flesh Eating Robots coming to a battlefield near you ...very very soon

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It could be a combination of 19th-century mechanics, 21st-century technology — and a 20th-century horror movie.

A Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working on a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find — grass, wood, old furniture, even dead bodies.
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NOM NOM NOM

ok that's not really the robot (it's a corpse remover, nothing weird about that, no siree) but close enough

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,532492,00.html?test=latestnews
 
Why the eff would they need a corpse remover o_O

World War III maybe
Weren't robots like this supose to be in HL2?
 
lol corpse remover...that's unreal.
 
no, the corpse remover is from an unrelated story (it's a japanese corpse remover ...because in japan they are in desparate need of robotic corpse removers)
 
but the idea of needing a machine to remove a corpse is asinine...not to mention mildly offensive to whoever joe "the jumper" schmo's family is.

"where's my husband!?"

"sorry m'am, he didn't make it. Actually, there he goes, head first into that wood chipper type thing."
 
yeah someone is definitely planning another plague....or a really fun party. they should make a celebrity version too with lots of sparkles and jewels
 
It's pretty interesting really, but this has been posted several months ago.
 
Upon the EATR platform, the Pentagon could build all sorts of things — a transport, an ambulance, a communications center, even a mobile gunship.
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lol an ambulance? That's real good.

-"Oh, another one died sir."

-"Great, we were getting low on fuel. Toss another leg in the fire."
 
ROBOT:
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

LANCE:
Here's one.

DAD:
I'm not dead!

ROBOT:
Here, he says he's not dead!

LANCE:
Yes he is.
 
Like the robot would really refuse even if he wasn't dead.
 
A robot that will eat "dead" bodies, yeah, that's a great idea..
 
My imaginary sister is also a corpse remover. She goes up to people on the street, and places a small tracking divice on the genitals of the victim. Then, after 24 hours, she uses her gps to track down the victim. After she finds the person, she folows them around all day, seeing if what the patterns of their day are. Then she uses a small toxic dart, and aims for the jugular vein. Don't worry, it will only paralyze the victim for long enough to get them tied up. Ok. Now this is where it gets cool. She actually slices up the person, piece by piece, and blends them up. Bones and all. Then, she puts them in a small cardboard tray, freezes them, and sells them as homemade T.V dinners. Great idea right? The only problem is, she adds small amounts of nuclear waste and lead particles. Watch out. Don't buy the "Bones and All" T.V dinners.
 
So, if it's a steam-powered robot, will we be able to use it in the next episode?
 
ThunderDawg said:
So, if it's a steam-powered robot, will we be able to use it in the next episode?
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I giggled a bit, then was sent into a mild fit of uncontrollable rage, then a seizure.






Anyway, I was hoping for something like giant spidery robots that would tear people up and devour them, but oh well.
 
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