Flu/Cold remidies

[Stormy]

Well, really sucks to be me. I seem to have come down with a pritty harsh case of the flu. One min im boiling hot and sweating and the next minute im cold and shivering. Got a really sore throat as well from all the coffin. Well if anyone knows of any decent remadies let me know because i want to get rid of the frigging aids!

 

[15357]

(Honey + hot water) * stir = cure

 

[Lucid]

Err...

Chicken soup is always yummy.

 

[Nat Turner]

Bullet to the brain.

 

[rosseh]

Ellis Henican has the best voice ever.

And to cure the flu: Stay in bed and watch more Sealab :E!

 

[Raziaar]

Swallow an entire horse.

 

[Beerdude26]

Swallow an entire horse.

This worked for me.
But that was when I was still boulemic so :|
Note: I have never been boulemic

 

[Raziaar]

This worked for me.
But that was when I was still boulemic so :|
Note: I have never been boulemic

Only anorexic. Understood.

 

[Cormeh]

Feel sorry for yourself.

 

[Dan]

Coldfx Trust me it works. Most of the NHL and a lot of the Canadian Olympic team use it.

 

[Nat Turner]

Drink one cup of urine mixed with pig's blood, along with just a dash of pepper, and you'll feel better in about two hours. Trust me, it works.

 

[Revisedsoul]

Coldfx Trust me it works. Most of the NHL and a lot of the Canadian Olympic team use it.

if it works, it really works, but i belive its a 50% chance of it working

also don cherry sponsers it

 

[short recoil]

GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC GARLIC!!!!

Don't have Too much however, 2 cloves a day should do.
Trust me there is nothing better than garlic for wiping your body of infections.

(Honey + hot water) * stir = cure

Fight the infection, not the symptoms. Take the pain and get it over with quickly rather than drawing out a cold using these shite "cold and flu medicines"..if you take those you are weak and deserve for your immune system to fail at the hurdle of the flu.

I don't get ill anymore because i am amazing.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Generally being fit and eating right should ward it. Prevent the infection, don't fight it!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ríomhaire]

7up, it's what my mam gives me when I'm sick. Something to do with your body needing water and sugar or something.

 

[Icarusintel]

Drink about 8 FL OZ of Tussin... not only will it kill whatever ails you, you'll also feel f*cking fantastic for about 6-8 hours

 

[A True Canadian]

Coldfx Trust me it works. Most of the NHL and a lot of the Canadian Olympic team use it.

Here's another recommendation for COLD/FX!


I took it when I was sick and it cleared up my stuffy nose within a day. The next day I was fine, with only a slighty sore throat.

I've taken one COLD/FX pill everyday after I got better and I haven't felt sick since. I doubt it's merely coincidence because the flu has been spreading around my University for weeks now and I haven't caught any flu symptoms.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

 

[Angry Lawyer]

7up, it's what my mam gives me when I'm sick. Something to do with your body needing water and sugar or something.

Lucosade works better. It contains Glucose, which your bodily can rather easily absorb. 7up contains Sucrose, which is a larger molecule that needs to be broken down, or something.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[short recoil]

Lucosade works better. It contains Glucose, which your bodily can rather easily absorb. 7up contains Sucrose, which is a larger molecule that needs to be broken down, or something.

-Angry Lawyer

Lucosade contains caffeine though = dehydrate.

Just get some pure glucose syrup and mix with water instead!

 

[Angry Lawyer]

7Up alco contains caffene D: But noboyd really has glucose syrup in their house.

Add a little salt to the Recoil mix if you're dehydrating from vomiting or diahorrea, as you lose a lot of salts from your blood through these things.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Fliko]

Use Sprite for instead of 7Up, no Caffeine.
Lots of Garlic. 2 Cloves... god, I usually have about 5 bulbs worth of garlic, every day every second weekend, love it over here.

 

[Dan]

Don't forget bananas for potassium and avocado and spinach for magnesium.
"table salt" is just one of three essential salts that your body uses. Or you could just drink gatorade to stay hydrated, but the sugar isn't good for your immune system.

 

[OvA]

Beerdude's mom says : A jar of horse semen keeps the Cold/Flu away!

 

[Dan]

jars are for sissies

 

[ríomhaire]

Lucosade contains caffeine though = dehydrate.

Just get some pure glucose syrup and mix with water instead!

Lucozade Sport doesn't though, I think.

 

[Skaadi]

Eh, cold is good but pneumonia is better.......much better. Theres actually quite a nice pattern to it.