Flying Octopus Destroys Turbine!

[Shift]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/ufos/article2108149.ece

Evolution has escalated over night!

 

[Lucid]

Word.

 

[2Fast4U]

Enough of this shitty vandalism, aliens, bring on a full scale invasion already!

 

[Azner]

Hericropter.

Lol, lousy alien driver. WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE?

 

[Krynn72]

Hericropter.

Lol, lousy alien driver. WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR LICENSE?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Haha, I love how the reporter downplays the "other" possibilities besides it being struck by a UFO.

Also -

Other locals told how the lights looked like balls of flames. Lesley Whittingham, 71, even managed to photograph it — and said: “It looked like a giant explosion in the air.”

Soooo... where's the photo?

 

[Eejit]

Goddamnit Ozymandius!

 

[Baserape>]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=58RWi3m4Law&feature=related

 

[hool10]

I don't care what metal that UFO was made out of, nothing can withstand flying straight into one of those and surviving. These things are built to withstand a lot. That youtube shows one of the risks though and that's when the wind is too much. Even still it's gotta be like a hurricane to do that. So a UFO going super fast and hitting into a object that ain't going anywhere? :upstare:

 

[Shift]

Well come on, a tall metallic structure generating electricity, explosions in the air, it will most likely lightning.

 

[No Limit]

Well come on, a tall metallic structure generating electricity, explosions in the air, it will most likely lightning.

Don't be so naive. It's a conspiracy man!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Taranis.

 

[Darkside55]

The vehicle or the god?

 

[Lizardizzle]

Haha, I love how the reporter downplays the "other" possibilities besides it being struck by a UFO.

Also -


Soooo... where's the photo?

I think it's supposed to be the one up top of the report, but All I see is a shooped image of the broke turbine and a red circle with the picture of the sun in it.

We need the real pic for us to be convinced, and at that distance and light, it should be a way better photo.

 

[<RJMC>]

ok.....

wtf is that newspaper serious?

honestly it is?

people read that stuff?

 

[Shift]

The Sun, its the uk's clown newspaper.

 

[Polaris]

Dr.Octopus wants Britons to embrace his new power source! Don't use stupid vanes.

 

[Nitre]

I ****ing love The Sun.

 

[Eejit]

people read that stuff?

The Sun has titties on page 3.

 

[morgs]

They found the missing rotor half a mile away...I don't think it was lightning.

 

[Nomad]

Ball lightning is the obvious source here.

 

[kupocake]

The Sun has titties on page 3.

Titties and Octopi? I never realised that the Sun was a Wapanese newspaper...

 

[CyberPitz]

DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!!

BlAARRRGG

 

[Mech Man]

I lol'd Pitz. But seriously thinking about it he could well have been the source of the problem. I mean think about it , giant octopus sighted , lazorz in the sky... It all fits together.

 

[Iron Kat]

The Sun, its the uk's clown newspaper.

I'll second that. In the words of Jasper Carrott: You can't even use it bog paper; you wipe more on than you take off.