Flying sucks butts.

[Moto]

I hate flying for different reasons. I mainly have an issue with having no control. This past summer was the first time I had gotten on a plane in 7 years. I thought I'd handle it okay, but I was a nervous wreck.

 

[Tyguy]

once you get past the bullshit (taking your shoes off and shit) and finally get settled it's not so bad. assuming you aren't put next to a nightmare of an individual you can chill with a decent book, ipod...the last flight i was on was jet blue and they have individuals tv's for each seat, not a bad deal.

then there's the possibility of being sucked out of the emergency door at 38 thousand feet.

 

[Rico]

I don't hate flying, I hate airlines. The crap customer service and poor treatment we get at airports is ridiculous, nowhere else does a company get away with treating their customers like that.

 

[dfc05]

I've never had issues with security checkpoints. I typically get through pretty quickly. I recall having to fly the morning after a highly publicized security breach a few years ago, and again today. The lines weren't long either time. Today, I did get my bag searched though, because I had a spatula and the metal inside it happened to be shaped vaguely like a knife.

 

[Solaris]

Who brings a ****ing spatula in their hand luggage lol?

 

[Saturos]

I wouldn't mind flying if:

1) I could actually ride on a real airliner. Not one of those stupid economy class pieces of shits where seats are really cramped and has no leg room to spread out.

2) I could just skip the part where you have to check in at an airport altogether. I f**king hate airports.

3) I could ride in safety and in peace of mind knowing that no religious psychos wants to make another stupid attempt to make an example out of us Amerikun imperialist scumbags who want to steal their oil, deface Allah, and rape their children or whatever. F**king zealots.

 

[Ennui]

I only get the individual search/pat-down if I don't shave in the couple of days preceding the flight. If I'm clean shaven I never have any trouble. It's kind of stupid. I don't think I look like a terrorist when I have a little scruff on my face.

 

[Eejit]

I wouldn't mind flying if:

1) I could actually ride on a real dragon.

Fixed it for ya.

 

[Maestro]

I only get the individual search/pat-down if I don't shave in the couple of days preceding the flight. If I'm clean shaven I never have any trouble. It's kind of stupid. I don't think I look like a terrorist when I have a little scruff on my face.

Do you know you don't look like a terrorist?

 

[The Monkey]

"Butt" is such a weak word, don't you think?

 

[Tyguy]

"Butt" is such a weak word, don't you think?

depends on the butt...sometimes there are BIG butts!

picture sucking on that...just picture it.