Food Experiences

[Tollbooth Willie]

I was just heating up a Hot Pocket and I took it out of the microwave to find that the damn thing melted right through the plate. Yes, it melted through the ****ing plate. It's a hard plasticy one too, but it usually holds up fine. There is shit from the Pocket all over the microwave. Just thought I would share this.

What are the craziest food related experiences foodlife2.net has had?

 

[Qonfused]

Putting a bowl of Spaghettios in the microwave with a cover. The entire insides were coated with the small circles. Cleaning that was a bitch.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

A friend of mine wanted to find out how long she could microwave a triscuit (in my parents microwave, of course). Left a nice brown square scorch mark. I was sure I'd get in trouble, but they never said anything.

I would make really disgusting sandwhiches as a child, things like peanut butter and bologna, or jelly and mayonaise, just testing tastes. I'm not sure what I was thinking.

Have you seen Jim Gaffigan's stand-up stuff about Hot Pockets?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He is my God. Alongside Bruce Lee and Kurt Russel.

 

[nofx]

my microwave cooks food really fast. so usually i have to microwave food in increment of ten seconds...

frozen foods like the frozen pizza always seem to have some kind of melt down in my microwave and endup looking like a petri dish of some kind of bacteria

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

He is my God. Alongside Bruce Lee and Kurt Russel.

The Trinity.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The Trinity.

Damn right.

A week ago I tried to cook a bowl of ravioli in the microwave. I meant to set the time for 3 minutes, but it got set to 30. I didn't realize this until I walked into the kitchen 10 minutes later and stopped it. My mircowave was raped.

 

[Adabiviak]

Mousecicles. I shared a house with several roommates for some time. Some of them were into reptilian husbandry and had, among other things, not less than 40 snakes at any given time, from corn snakes that the girls could play with to the Gaboon Viper that was kept in a locked cage with biohazard stickers on the glass. Feeding this lot could be expensive, so he'd buy bulk euthanized rats from the pet store and would keep them in the freezer. Now this was a community refrigerator, and an old one. This meant two things: one, that it wasn't kept very clean or organized and two, that it had the freezer type that was basically a hanging box over the refrigerator section and had a tendency to freeze over. This is where the spare snake food was kept. The mice would be crammed in the freezer and it would frost over to the point where you'd open the freezer door and see a solid block of white ice with feet, tails, and whiskers sticking out. If you didn't get your food out of the refrigerator below before the defrost cycle, you were done (because nobody would tell you until after you'd eaten the food). Even better: to defrost the mice on feeding days, he'd chisel them out, put them in coffee cups with some water, and microwave them until they were 'body temperature' so the snakes could eat them. It wasn't long thereafter that I bought my own fridge.

 

[Shamrock]

I would make really disgusting sandwhiches as a child, things like peanut butter and bologna, or jelly and mayonaise, just testing tastes. I'm not sure what I was thinking.

Have you seen Jim Gaffigan's stand-up stuff about Hot Pockets?

Amazing. Try combining all of those. That is exactly what I did as a kid. PBJM&B!

 

[hungryduck]

Hotdogs do not belong in the toaster.
ever.

 

[carlyftwbaby]

don't hate me: vegetarian.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Me too, one time I went to ChiChi's (mexican restaurant) and ordered a veg wrap and I got a chickin one, didn't realize it, took a bite and was like...wow this tastes like complete ass shit. Proving once again, that I hate this crap indefinitely.

 

[bam23]

Had some leftovers wrapped in aluminum once. I put it in the microwave to heat it up a bit without taking the foil off.

Needless to say.... It was very beautiful.

 

[hungryduck]

well i don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

 

[co05]

I had a chicken dish that had hair sprinkled on it like it was pepper.

 

[Dumb Dude]

I once put something in the microwave with a twisty tie on it. It caught fire and looked funny.

 

[CyberPitz]

My sister stole from me one of my five Gerbils and put it on the microwave and set it to 10 seconds. After 5, the little guy ran his head into the side as hard as he could, killing himself....
;(

 

[Bad^Hat]

I dropped spongecake on the floor earlier. Then I dropped it again.

The cream was all piled up on one side and it just tipped off my spoon as I went to eat it

 

[Dynasty]

Had some leftovers wrapped in aluminum once. I put it in the microwave to heat it up a bit without taking the foil off.

Needless to say.... It was very beautiful.

Aha, yeah ive done that at night once. Had no light on in the kitchen, set the time and hit start, and suddenly i could see everything in the room again.

[edit] oh and ive tried the whole setting fire to a grape thing. THATS awesome.

 

[Warbie]

When I was a kid me and a friend used to have a swallowing food whole contest during school dinners (and other stupid things like 'how many chips can you fit in your mouth' etc). We tried various things - the ones of note I can remember are half a tinned peach (which felt HUGE) and a load of spagetti, which was the hardest - half of it's hanging out your mouth while the rest is going down your throat. Another time while eating spagetti - vicious food - I swallowed a load of hair. I haven't cut it for over 10 years now and it had gone way down into what felt like my chest (probably wasn't that far tho). Having to slowly pull that out was nasty.

 

[Tyguy]

My sister stole from me one of my five Gerbils and put it on the microwave and set it to 10 seconds. After 5, the little guy ran his head into the side as hard as he could, killing himself....
;(

What an evil person....

but its still hilarious

 

[CptStern]

Putting a bowl of Spaghettios in the microwave with a cover. The entire insides were coated with the small circles. Cleaning that was a bitch.

actually it's very easy to clean ....bowl of water and vinegar, put in microwave on high for 2 minutes, when done wipe clean. comes off easily


ugh people actually eat hot pockets ..

as a kid I used to drop whaever vegetables I didnt want under my younger brother's chair ..years later I found out my older brother was doing the same thing ..my mom never caught on, she jus kept tellling my brother not to drop his food ..it stopped happening when we got a dog


also sex + food = ...well i'll let you guys find out for yourselves

but

sex with food means you're a sick little monkey

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

My sister stole from me one of my five Gerbils and put it on the microwave and set it to 10 seconds. After 5, the little guy ran his head into the side as hard as he could, killing himself....
;(

HA! HA! I just made myself sad!

 

[Stigmata]

also sex + food = ...well i'll let you guys find out for yourselves

The answer is pH imbalance! :shh:

 

[Rapstah]

I was heating a rickroll, and it caught on fire. Too hot!